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real-british-empire

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i am not >:c

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NUH UH

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shush

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WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR URL?

scp--294

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#typed on my keyboard

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scp-threats-is-back

RESTORE MY INCORPOREALITY.

OR ELSE.

- @real-british-empire

Hmmm, nah. *Activates the shield of six gods to be sure you can't do anything to me*

kharak-the-skeleton

HELLO MOTHERFUCKER.

IVE BEEN PROMISED COPIOUS BONES TO FIGHT YOU!

*40 urns fly at you from afar*

scp-threats-is-back

*my shield protects me*

kharak-the-skeleton

ALRIGHT, BUT WEVE GOT A GOD OF OUR OWN!!!

NAGASH, DISPEL THE BARRIER!

*torrent of anti-magical effects fly towards the shield*

scp-threats-is-back

I have six gods. You have ONE.

kharak-the-skeleton

OUR GOD IS STRONGER.

THEY SURVIVED THE DEATH OF ALL.

THEY HAVE MASTERED THE MANIPULATION OF THE SOUL.

THEY HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF ALMOST EVERY SPELL.

THEY ARE A TORRENT OF MAGIC AND ANTI MAGIC

THEY ARE THE LICH KING.

HE

IS

NAGASH!

SUPREME GOD OF THE DEAD.

MASTER OF DEATH ITSELF.

HIS VERY TOUCH CAUSES THE LIVING TO TURN TO DUST IN A MOMENT.

scp--096

[unholy screeching]

kharak-the-skeleton

I DONT HAVE WORKING EYES

scp1-7-3

good!

real-british-empire

What’re you gonna do?

My mech isn’t vital, it can’t be broken.

Hello motherfucker

WHATRE YOU GONNA DO?

*shoots you*

*one of the nearby skeletal bodyguards blocks it with a shield the size of a man*

scp-682-universe-1354d

*eats them*

kharak-the-skeleton

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

*throws orb made from brass at you, instantly teleporting you to Saturn*

scp--294

*gives you hot chocolate*

#im neutral in this war

theclaudehuggins

Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you

big-condiments-official

Thick and Creamy

the-fake-catholic-church-deacti

I want to make a joke here but I can’t

iykyk

real-british-empire

I gotta get the fuck outta here

scp-05-council

Hahahaha hahaha hahahaha. I’m dead

real-british-empire

🫡

scp--294

Living the dream with, uh... A coffee machine.

gay men

men gay

mey gen

Some meme I don't know is referenced every time

We kiss

I swear

I could fly

Turns out every lender has been rejecting you because your kid has an unpaid tab at some little girls’ lemonade stand. Your kid’s status as a “big mean stupid head” is really hurting your credit. You need to fix this. But how?

just-reblogs-101

What the fuck, kid

scp-threats-is-back

I raised you better than this, kid

scp--294

Go pay it up, kid

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writing-prompt-s

The doctor looks at the test results, then back to you, and starts to shake. After a long silence, the only thing you’re told is a nervous,“You need to leave, right now.”

scp-threats-is-back

“why”

“no particular reason except you’re my ex and I hate you”

pixelatedvoid

“why”

“you get to name it”

just-reblogs-101

“why”

“cause you a bitch”

scp-foundation-country

“why”

“cause of your pet fucking lion”

the-real-o5-6

“why”

“because youre really annoying. get out.”

scp--294

"why"

"idk vibes?"

Why the fuck am I being brought in a helicopter to some place- oh shit an SCP country that's cool

#scp 294 #shitposting #scp country

dogdoctor

that bitch forced someone to make a blog for her I swear WHO DID IT.

scp--294

?

dogdoctor

oh my god it happened again. another fucking anomaly with a blog.

scp--294

Which one?

dogdoctor

i want that coffee machine

scp--294

Hey

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