JAY

Demo: (while sobbing) "I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster"

Demo: (has multiple jobs because he was raised to constantly be productive or else he's tarnishing the Degroot name)

Demo: (stared and frowned at the picture of that so-called "superior" Demoperson in Comic 7)

Uncompressed wallpaper versions of all of beloved mercs and extra stuff, all available for download HERE

demo is (probably) scottish nobility, has THREE dead parents, two of which he killed, AND an eternally disappointed parent, abandonment issues, a grudge against the loch ness monster, a history with magic, a cross-faction friendship so dramatic it became an entire event, an eyepatch, a drinking problem, lived in an orphanage, can play the piano and is emotionally dependent on the rest of the team whom he loves very much

Sniper’s birthday (and his very wonky van)