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Felt cute, but dang, I wish this happened to my man lol!
POV: You decide to practice some spells on your boyfriend, particularly ones labeled "Muscle growth" and "Cowboy"
A nerd finds a way to warm up in those cold weather!
Who spiked his protein shaker?
A) Rival bodybuilder
B) Ex-boyfriend
C) Secret admirer
D) The gym’s owner
(All inspirational credit goes to Garrix, who did this first and did it WAY better.)

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Couldn’t get enough of this big lug. Just too pretty. So I guess… choose your own change!
Couples therapy.
LOVE this one
Discworld: Wyrd Sisters Director: Jean Flynn | Studio: Cosgrove Hall | UK, 1997
It genuinely upsets me that there are people who call this animation and voice acting bad, there’s so much heart and soul on display in just this clip alone
At first glance: ‘lol this is going to be one of those hilariously cheap animations’
30 seconds in: ‘…Oh my god this is fantastic’
“WHO DARES TO INVOKE WXRTHLTL-JWLPKLZ?” “Where were you when the vowels were bein’ handed out, behind the door??”
Drop the act and flex, bro.

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Big Ethan has a crush on 5'7" Miles. But Ethan is 6'6' and Miles is only into smaller guys. He doesn't like being towered over and prefers to be the bigger man in the relationship. But fortunately, Ethan has a fix for that little problem. "Is this small enough?"
Landon ducked into the costume shop still wearing his backward cap, gym shorts, and fraternity hoodie, with the party already buzzing in his group chat. The theme was “come as someone you’re not,” and he wanted something funnier than a toga or fake cowboy hat. Then he saw it: a full English gentleman’s outfit on a mannequin — tweed jacket, waistcoat, crisp shirt, dark tie, bowler hat, and a polished wooden pipe tucked into a velvet-lined box. He laughed under his breath, imagining himself strolling into the frat house looking like someone’s ancient British uncle. The pipe sold it. “Perfect,” he muttered, thinking it would be hilarious to use it later to smoke weed.
In the changing room, the costume fit too well. As soon as Landon tucked the pipe into the corner of his mouth he sold the deal. He went glassy-eyed. The tweed tightened across his shoulders, then seemed to pull his posture upright, straightening his slouch into something dignified. His horseshoe mustache, grown after losing a bet, transitioned into the start of a more distinguished handlebar style.
His smooth college face sharpened, then transitioned through middle-age: crow’s feet etching around his eyes, laugh lines deepening beside his mouth, and the skin across his forehead loosened into warm, creased maturity.
His hairline crept backward as his dark hair thinned, then began to silver at the sides. Briefly regaining some sense of self-awareness, Landon lifted a hand to his cheek, with the vague notion that something had changed - but unable to put his finger on it. He tried to say, “Dude, what the—” but what came out was a crisp, startled, “Good heavens,” before the light in his eyes dimmed again.
The changes proceeded as his skin continued to age and his hair receded leaving a totally bald top. - pushing him into his 60s. What was left of his hair turned mostly white - including his signature handlebar mustache, a style he had worn for the last 40 years.
By the time he stepped out of the changing room, there was no panic left in him. The young man’s memories had folded away like discarded clothes. He adjusted his tie, placed the bowler hat neatly on his bald crown, and regarded himself in the mirror with calm approval. A distinguished English gentleman looked back: silver-haired at the sides, bright-eyed, deeply lined, and entirely at ease with himself. He gave the pipe a thoughtful puff, smiled beneath his mustache, and left the shop for home, having fully enjoyed his outing for the day and ready to curl up with a good book by the fireplace.
hihi ^-^ can i request some cute macrofur from the wild wastes of bsky and twitter?
Oh! Macro is not a big one for me (pun intended) but I dig the style of wretchedwrench
Also If you want a macro artist on Tumblr to follow, I like @oinukori
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After thinking it over - you decided to use a bit more hair tonic to fill out your face. You were excited to see it start with a little stubble across your chin and sides of your face. “That’s hot…” you muttered to yourself grasping your chin to inspect the development.
Your stubble quickly lengthened into a short beard. “Hmm…I’m starting to look like my older brother. I look super manly but maybe I went too far? I don’t want to look 30 after all…just not like a dumb kid!”
Now questioning how much you applied - the hair continued to grow in and thicken to a full beard. “Woah - this is pretty hot! I look like a real stud now. Uhhh, is that even a little grey on my chin?!”
As panic started to set in you decided to trim it back a little for a cleaner style / maybe something more befitting your age…or at least the age you’re going for.
“There! That’ll do. Let’s see John Parker tell me he’s only into ‘more mature looking guys’ now” you said to yourself with confidence. “I bet I can even get into bars without being carded! Bonus!” You looked upon your handy work with satisfaction and a knowing grin. Now to explain it to mom and dad…