easy peasy

normies will call it a "scalp massage" instead of admitting that they like being pet like a puppydog or perhaps a kitty

eating someone out just softly and slowly enough that they can't quite cum from it but they do get increasingly more desperate until they're crying and begging for some relief

It's not that I HAVE to smack your face to get off, sweetheart. It's just that your pretty cunt tightens every time I do, so why wouldn't I want to take advantage of that?

regardless of whether you like to top or bottom or dom or sub or whether you're having sex where none of those terms is really accurate, your partner has approximately 2-5 spots on their body that will make them meow when you press on them. it is your moral and sexual imperative to find these spots and exploit them to the full extent of your capability

the way cishet people talk about sex is so fucking depressing. anal sex is kinky. oral is foreplay. i think if you told them sex doesn’t have to involve genitals at all they’d explode

i’m not sure if i’d be able to find it bc i don’t think i saved it but i saw a tiktok a few weeks ago of a trans woman talking about her experience of having sex with trans men, and she brought up that specifically she refuses to see it as ‘penetration’ or ‘penis in vagina’ because she doesn’t feel that way, she doesn’t understand why the penis takes the dominant role. Instead, for her, it’s more like being engulfed, swallowed, surrounded. And i’ve been like. thinking about that constantly ever since. I don’t think that referring to it as penetration is bad, but i think that theres an assumed importance of that certain aspect of sex, that the most important factor to whether something ‘counts’ is the dominance assumed by the role of penetration, with fingers, a toy, etc. In a lot of ways, as a trans man, i’ve learned to distance myself from my body. I am able to feel through peices of plastic better than my actual nerve endings. I feel that the act of transitioning sometimes upsets this hierarchy of sex. The idea that someone may use their body in a way seen as traditional sex but not view it through a traditional lens can be just as terrifying to people as someone not having traditional sex at all. It’s really difficult to articulate. Sex can be a lot of things to a lot of people, and i find it so frustrating when people limit the ways they are able to describe and connect with their bodies because of assumptions that something is not ‘real sex’ because it doesnt involve a certain act, or that penetration is inheritly more accurate or important than alternate views, such as the one i described before.

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

Really in the mood for some reach around masturbation. Let me sit between your legs, knees propped up and open by yours, your hands free to touch me as you wish. Grabbing my throat with one while the other gropes and grabs my body. Slipping your thumb into my mouth for me to bite and suck as you pleasure me. Shushing me after I cum the first time, then the softest, sweetest overstimulation into orgasm after orgasm

trying to do sexy pain-based powerplay dynamics with a girl who's quitting smoking so instead of burning me with the cherry while she fucks me she just has to throw her nicotine-free vape battery at my head as hard as possible

it's always italian wedding soup and never italian blood-death orgy soup :/

fucking someone with a strap on and then leaving it in like a bee stinger?

"Use your words," is so underrated. Being fucked to tears, sobbing and drooling, unable to form a coherent sentence only to be mocked by your dom. "Are you gonna cum, pretty baby? Hm?" Nodding along because it's the best your dumb little head can do. "Oh come on, use your words sweetheart. Let me hear you say it."

the oracle promises that if i suck her dick extra especially good this time she'll stop telling me i'm going to die in a circus accident

ceo of being weird by myself in my bedroom.

Praise turns my brain off like you can gently grab my chin, rub your thumb across my lips and say “oh what a good girl, so eager for me” and I will fold instantly and let you do whatever you want to me

kicked out of another chess club for repeatedly sneaking my new piece 'the warlock' onto the board