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((ooc: I need to work on my pages but I keep getting distracted by all of the stuff on my dash. I feel so bad for Coo. omfg.))

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"Why do you look like me?"

#achromaticcolres

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Would you watch one of Coo's shows?

ĸ} “I watch her films! I’m sure she would perform nicely!~” cue a dark chuckle.

scientificshadows

"Eh, tone it down buddy. You're about to venture into creepy territory. Trust me, this is not how you win a woman's heart."

#achromaticscaler #I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I'M CRYING

He scream at his own nihilism is a work of art. Cyrus is so sexy.

"Whatever you say kiddo. I support your love for Mr. Zombie jrocker."

foranewuniverse

he scream at own nihilism

scientificshadows

"Cyrus, your paper "he scream at own nihilism" is horrible philosophical nonsense. This is a Chemistry class so more Chemistry less philosophy. "

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Your hair reminds me of something.

"I've heard this joke a trillion times kid. By the way, I automatically fail anyone who makes jokes about my hair. It's like turning in a paper with the phrase, "Green is not a creative color" to Green. "

((ooc:The dash on all of my other blogs are toxic so I will be chilling out here redoing my rules and working on my about page. How does one write a rules page without sounding like a jerk?))

#Plus I can now do stuff for sexual Sunday

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∞} “Not that loudly! Geez!” A bit of a sigh. “I suppose I know who you are, but…”

scientificshadows

"Suppose? I'm Colress. Are you friends with one of my impersonators?"

#i'm laughing so hard so so so hard #immortalizedinlights

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Mona tipped her head, slack-jawed. What? What? What was this? Who did she—why was this? This was too weird. Way too weird. Nope. Nope nope nope. Too weird for even the steampunk enthusiast.

"Y-You’re joking, right? I mean I mean, I’m. I don’t know. I’m autistic, I can’t tell if people are joking sometimes. I’m sorry. I need a minute. I’m sorry." Mona walked over to a chair and sat down, rubbing her eyes and temples.

Why was she running into a bunch of blonde men with blue streaks in her hair and yellow eyes named Colress? They were always connected to science, too! What was this? Why was this?

"Y-You’re the third person I know like you. Blonde hair with blue streaks, yellow eyes, science….named Colress…AM I COLRESS TOO?" She shouted.

scientificshadows

"So people are still impersonating me? Damn, I thought I went out of style ages ago. Well, I hope they don't run into any of my enemies. Some of the people I sold out during my trial ought to be getting out of jail soon."

"Trust me, you're not me, kid. You probably ran into several people impersonating me. This sort of thing happens all the time to famous people. Don't worry about it."

#convictioniisms #I'm sorry it's three am I don't have the mental power to multi paragraph

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∞} “Colress, go to bed. You’re mumbling about strippers. I really don’t care about that right now.”

scientificshadows

"Someone impersonating me is talking about strippers in public? Well, I look forward to seeing myself in the tabloids tomorrow morning." Colress was so done with people impersonating him.

#immortalizedinlights

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needtosmellya said: omfg perf tony stark )

((ooc: Yes! We could always use more magnificent bastards.))

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"…"

Mona was running into a lot of blonde people with blue streaks in their hair and with yellow eyes. What was the deal with this? Was her fate always connected with these fellows in some way? The multiverse was strange.

"Yeah! I’ll get you some water!" Mona grabbed some water and handed it to him. "You’re coooolll, what’s your name?" If it was Colress she would shit her pants.

scientificshadows

She must be from another region because everyone in Unova knew about Colress. Because his parents were both famous Colress spent most his life being stalked by the paparazzi. And his involvement in Neo Plasma practically made him one of the most hated men in Unova.

"I'm Colress the mastermind behind Team Plasma. I built the weapon that froze half of Unova. My trial was broadcast on public television."

#I'm laughing so hard right now

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"Why do you look like me?” Mona challenged, giving him a hard look.

"And our hair is nothing alike, either."

scientificshadows

"One of my students forced me into a magic makeover sort of deal. Originally, my hair was blonde like yours. Hey, I'm thirsty do you mind fetching me some water. I'll pay you five dollars."

This kid must not be a member of his fan club after all. Bummer.

#-whispers- I'm your father #Well this Colress isn't Mona's dad he is.#This guy is so different from snobby Kalos Colress

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"Why do you look like me?"

And his fanclub had officially reached a new level of dedication. Still, they had nice hair.

#Hi Azure =p

((ooc:

Everything from the fall semester is still in this blog's canon...

The Gastly Colress met during the Halloween event has now evolved into a Gengar.

95% of his students failed his classes. Wow.

He's still friends with the ecology professor.

Colress still has the brown hair from his forced makeover.))

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((ooc: Alright, even though NUM proper closed down, I'm going to stay affiliated with NUM. I shall carry on the pride of this group to my grave. xP. This blog has so much potential. Anyways, I'm pretty much remaking him into NUM's version of Tony Stark, and I'm still remaking my about page so sorry if it looks like crap right now. I can now interact with other independent blogs. Yay. ))

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"I feel as if the feeling is very mutual across the board."

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"You're not a fan of the cold, I take it."

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