sigh of relief inside of a dream

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

give me your most controversial music opinion

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock