ugh

I think i can guess the other things, which I have to agree with you on. It turns out Aaron has way of making someone feel better when they’re having a  bad day and I tried it out. Certainly something I shall not be trying on a regular basis. But that’s beside the point, are you okay? I mean are you somewhere safe.

That's- yeah, totally, that's the extent of what I did. Yep. Same thing as you. Good old grass. Totally nothing more. Totally. And yes, I'm back at the school. I'm dying, though, but I'm dying in bed.

Um. Please don’t die.

I managed to get back to campus. I'm just not leaving my dorm room for like a month.

I honestly don’t understand how these things keep happening to you Atticus. I really don’t.

Alcohol and then there are some other things I shouldn't tell you about, but that's how it happens.

I sobered up this morning on someone's bathroom floor. I don't know their name. I just know that I'm home and showered off the filth and now I'm trying not to die.

Then I’m glad you’ve nailed it now.

Thanks, Sweetheart. How are you?

Now, this I genuinely want to see.

Any excuse to show off, honestly, I'll take it. Also because I feel like you could appreciate my ass.

As if I ever have a problem with coming to practice.

Pervert.

That’s very impressive, indeed. But I don’t know if I would want to watch a bunch of cheerleaders flip aro- on second thought, count me in.

There are definitely a lot of cheerleaders flipping around. Took me a good six months to not get distracted by all the skirts.

That sounds complicated, and slightly painful if not done right. But I might just have to come watch for reasons.

I'm sure you would, Kid.

10 for you Glen coco, you go Glen coco. But hey that’s impressive. I couldn’t do that.

Took a fuckton of time, that's for damn sure.

I’ll totally come and watch that.

Well, you're always welcome to come to practice. Or, you know. A private show.

That… sounds painful. But, um, congratulations?

It's actually not painful unless I land wrong. That was always my problem, though: landing. Rough.

I really hate living in dorm rooms because frankly I don’t want to hear you having sex when I’m trying to sleep. So either quieten down or I’ll come and cut your balls off.

I'm so glad I don't live with you.

Umm... Hi.

Hey Gorgeous.

This game might actually turn out to be the most nerve-wracking game played in the World Cup this year. Germany and Argentina, who would’ve guessed?

I have smoked cigarettes in both of their honors.