rip schlimdog

have you ever eated an orange for free

no they always maked me pay for it 😢

hands you a clearly melancholic guinea pig

@viansparkles

haunting the narrative but in a scarey ghost sort of way

i wa smoking a cigarette full of glitter but then i was like No someone probably already did this post so i put it out immediately. Only smoke for reputation kids

captains log 455. today i ate a lettuce

poisonous lettuce log 455. the captain is dead

captains log 456. i am dead

phone dead for 6 hours now. no working charger found. i am in a situation to be certain

the dentist is fun actually Lmao what are you doing you oddball

raspberrys > sexual atraction

hi schlimdog can you please make a post about likiing blackberries more than sexual attraction please because i do like raspberries but theyre not my fabourite . i demand you to

Oh Okay Ican Do That

extends most of my upper body from the passenger side window of a car and swings my mighty scimitar at you cutting you clean in half. affectionately.