uhhhhh

Not enough people know about wireless-fireless

no it clearly stands for fireless, didn't you read the comic?

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

Cartoon bully with a black skull t shirt transitions into a woman. New shirt. Skull over each breast.

need a comically large piano to fall on me right now. need a suspiciously placed banana skin to fundamentally alter my centre of gravity as i stand on it, slip, and fall to the ground while a trumpet womp womps in the background. need someone to hit me in the head with a larger than life hammer, distorting my body briefly into a pancake on the ground before i spring back up, moments later, completely unharmed and ready to take on the world

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

1st anniversary fan favorite

the thing these people don’t get about living your life every single day as a person of color in every single space you enter is that you always experience the racism that’s present there. and you want to talk about it because it’s your experience. I have spent my entire life talking about racism. and it’s almost always received in this sort of manner, with denial and downplaying and making me out to be the aggressor for bringing it up. but I keep doing it, because it keeps being true to the life I live. I don’t get to like… turn it off or opt out of it. It’s exhausting and demoralizing and dehumanizing. it straight up shortens people’s lifespans to be treated this way. but I keep talking about it. because I don’t have any other choice. because it’s baked in to my experience of the world. like I bet it would feel nice to get to say that it’s not that big a deal and to prioritize other things. but I literally don’t get to because it always affects me. it always will. they don’t get why I want to bring it up and I don’t get why they feel so comfortable ignoring it.

sighs and reaches for the filter content in the settings because this bullshit cannot come between me and my mutual

if you like my setup it was most of my butch boyfriend's work, I can't take credit except for purchasing some things and choosing colors lol shoutout to my babe @acornered 💖

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins