For myself and for those interested, here’s the short list of completed fics I’ve written and not yet wiped clean off the face of the earth:
NARUTO:
The Year After (Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto): The first four seasons after Sasuke’s return to Konoha. Rating: T
wishbone (Uchiha Itachi/Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Itachi/Uchiha Shisui): “He covers Itachi’s mouth with the flat palm of his hand when he fucks into him, because Itachi’s voice is the one thing he can never pretend around, can never twist into Sasuke’s voice, even when he makes Itachi pitch his vowels differently, or go rougher on the sibilants, even when Itachi says usuratonkachi with a horrible gleam in his eye and Naruto shudders and comes apart.” Rating: E (Please read the tags before you read this. I can’t afford to pay for anyone’s therapy.)
I’ll Take the Night Shift, You Look Handsome In the Dark (Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto): Sasuke can’t let go of the past, but at least it keeps him from settling. Rating: E
ONE DIRECTION:
Little Technicolor Things (Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson): Louis is a poor writer and recent university graduate, depressed, anxious, and living in London when he meets Harry, an artist with a secret who likes to paint sunrises and pretty boys from California. Rating: M (This is old and I genuinely don’t remember what happens in it.)
cont.
NARUTO
paper lanterns against the night (Senju Hashirama/Uchiha Madara):
“‘Go on,’ Madara repeats. ‘Just be gentle about it.’
Gentle? He must be joking. You, Hashirama thinks, whom I love with fury, I can kill only with fury.” Rating: E
epilogues i, ii, iii


















