人間失格

please like for a wintery starter so that i can get my goddamn mind off of moving again

“That would be an exceptionally interesting double suicide! You’re not my ideal, but I suppose we can make this work!”

“While statistically you’re incorrect, I can see where that would come from. Now, about that bandaging technique--”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

“Actually, you’re correct! How did you get them wrapped around your head so stylishly?”

“So that’s what Akutagawa did with all the bandages he stole from me...”

“Kira kira...?” ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

“You’re the one raising your voice at nothing. I asked a simple question!”

“That’s a bit rude. I’m legitimately injured, you know?”

“Who the hell walks around like they exclusively shop off of the Hot Topic clearance rack? Do you know Akutagawa?”

“What is this, some weekly manga? Are girls going to fall out of the sky in mini-skirts claiming to be fighting for justice? Does it have a catchy anime theme song?”

“Mm... sure. Let’s go with that.” Talent was a unique word for it, but sure! What the heck.

“What kind of ability is this...? I can’t negate it?” Dazai stumbled back! Weren’t those things supposed to disappear when he touched them!?

“Realistic...”

“Is it just me, or is something small and insignificant lurking around?”