Cinnamon Roll Swan

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Requested by: @naosh-of-muses

Feel free to change however you see fit!

TW: Some of these lines may not demonstrate healthy friendships/relationships

“Are they bothering you?”

“Don’t worry, I got your back.”

“You really had me worried.”

“Hey! Don’t do that!”

“I’m just.. worried about you, okay?”

“Hey, what happened to you?”

“I’m here to listen if you need to.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll deal with them.”

“I’d fight for you.”

“Is that the person who broke your heart?”

“You know I’d do anything for you.”

“Watch out!”

“I’m sorry, I’m just tired of seeing you get hurt over and over again by the same idiot.”

“Let me walk with you, something’s off about him/her/them.”

“Alright, so who made you cry?”

“Who do I need to punch?”

“You’re worried about me? I’ve been worried about you!”

“What did he/she/they do to you?!”

“You should eat something!”

“Want some advice?”

“Here, let me help you out.”

“Your parents giving you trouble again? You can stay over at my place.”

“You can spend the night at my place if you’re still worried.”

“Stay behind me.”

“You don’t look so good.”

“I’m not jealous! I’m just concerned.”

“You need to be more careful!”

“What are you doing? That’s not safe!”

“Hey, they call me the mom friend for a reason.”

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Feel free to edit how you see fit!

Barista

“Can I take your order?”

“I take it you want your usual?”

“Oh, I’m so sorry! Let me remake your drink!”

“This one is on the house.”

“Sorry- I’m new around here. Still getting used to things..”

“So your date stood you up? What a jerk. I’m on break, how about we talk for a bit?”

“I’m so sorry for the wait! It’s been crazy busy today!”

“Woah. That’s.. a big tip. Thank you. It really means a lot.”

“Thanks for saying that..”

“Not gonna lie, you’re one of my favorite customers.”

“I’ve never been that great at latte art.. sorry.”

“You really like my latte art?”

“That’s a lot of expresso.. are you sure you want that much?”

“I can totally teach you how to make latte art sometime on  my time off if you’d like to learn.”

“Hey, wanna go for a stroll after I finish closing this place up?”

“This may sound funny, but I actually don’t like coffee.“

“Oh my god, I’m so so sorry- I didn’t mean to spill the coffee on you.. Let me get some napkins!”

“Ugh… I’m sorry I suck at my job.”

“I’m sick of being around coffee.”

“How can you drink iced coffee when it’s so cold?”

“How do you drink hot coffee in this heat?”

“I need a drink and dear god not coffee.”

“Oh I’m so happy to see you!”

“I’m so glad to see a familiar face during this crazy shift.”

“Hey, you’ve gotta check out our newest specials! I think you’ll like them.”

Customer

”Keep the change.”

“My usual please.”

“I came here for a date… but it looks like I’ve gotten stood up. Well I shouldn’t let this second cup of coffee go to waste, want it?”

“You know, you make the best coffee at this place.”

“You have my order memorized?”

“Hey, sorry to bother you. I think you made my drink wrong?”

“Take your time, I’m in no rush.”

“Look if any of those rude customers bother you, I’ll deal with them. The manager can’t fire me after all!”

“Ah! My favorite barista!”

“Noo your latte art is lovely! I love your little uh… smiley blobs?”

“Who knew you could make such a masterpiece out of a latte?”

“It’s slow around here today, huh?”

“Wow! Looks like it’s busy here today!”

“Fill this cup with as many expresso shots as you can fit in here.”

“Long day? You look worn out.”

“Ugh, I saw how much of a jerk that customer was. Are you okay?”

“I don’t know what I’d do without you- I mean I’d be lost without my coffee.”

“What would you recommend here?”

“I’d love to learn how to make such pretty latte art!”

“Thank you. Coming here has been the highlight of my day.”

“You always have a funny way to misspell my name.”

“Ooh the baked treats look good too!”

“Thought I’d visit you while you’re at work.”

Feel free to change how you see fit!

Sentence Starters

“Come on, let’s get you away from there.”

“Hey, are you okay?”

“You look like you could use a hug.”

“Don’t listen to them. You’re perfect the way you are.”

“Let it all out.. I’m here for you.”

“You don’t have to tell me anything, but I’m here for you okay?”

“You look down. This calls for cuddles.”

“A kiss here. A kiss there... Ah! There’s the smile I’ve been hoping to see!”

“Do you want to talk about it?”

“You’re safe now, I promise.”

“I’m not going to let anyone else hurt you.”

“You okay? I could tell they were bothering you..”

“I heard about what happened. I’m so sorry, _.”

“It’s nothing to be ashamed of. You’re allowed to cry.”

“You have every right to feel that way.”

“Is there anything I can do to help?”

“I’m so sorry you’re going through this.”

“I thought you could use some space.”

“I’ll give you as many hugs as you need, okay?”

“Can I get you anything? Tea? Hot chocolate?”

“You don’t have to go through this alone.”

“Is something on your mind?”

“If they’re bothering you, I’ll go tell them something.”

“No, you don’t deserve to be treated like that.”

“I got you all of your favorite snacks.”

“No, you don’t need to blame yourself.”

“You’ll get through this and I’ll be here every step of the way.”

“You have every right to be upset.”

“You don’t have to hide your tears from me.”

“Tell me what happened.”

“I’m here to listen.”

“Did you have a nightmare? Do you want to talk about it?”

“How about we go on a walk. It might calm your nerves.”

Actions

[Hug] Sender pulls receiver into a hug.

[Tears] Sender wipes tears from receiver’s face.

[Kisses] Sender gives receiver many kisses all over.

[Cuddle] Sender cuddles with receiver after a rough day.

[Drink] Sender makes receiver something to drink.

[Visit] Sender shows up at receiver’s place shortly after learning something is wrong.

[Rest] Sender stays in bed with receiver.

[Alone] Sender leads receiver away from the crowd after seeing that they need space.

[Cry] Sender holds receiver close as they cry.

[Meal] Sender makes receiver a warm meal.

[Hand] Sender gives reciever’s hand a gentle squeeze.

[Hair] Sender gently strokes receiver’s hair.

[Pat] Sender puts a hand on reciever’s shoulder.

[Massage] Sender gives receiver a shoulder rub.

"I need a hug, please."

"I can do this, too. I can help!"

"Thank you for taking care of me."

"Can you give me a hand with this?"

"You can lean on me, too, you know."

"You're always there for me... thanks."

"I'll take it easy if you promise to, too."

"It's really cold, can I have your jacket?"

"Can I just curl up on you for a minute?"

"Sorry I sobbed all over your shoulder…"

"Okay, I'm in bed. I'll stay in bed. You win."

"Thank you for always keeping me safe…"

"I really appreciate you being here for me."

"You don't have to be so strong all the time."

"You're always so strong, how do you do it?"

"No, I'm taking care of you today. No arguing."

"Sorry for bothering you, again, but I need help."

"You don't have to keep doing everything for me."

"I don't feel very good. Can you make me some soup?"

"You're always looking after me. Let me look after you."

"They hurt me... I'll get the shovel and you can get them."

"You brought me a snack…? Thanks, yeah, I forgot to eat."

"I don't need you always fretting over me! I can handle this!"

"Did you bring the first-aid kit with? Just asking for a friend."

"I'm only going to go lie down if you come lie down with me."

"You remembered? I haven't talked about liking this in forever!"

"Are you sure it's not too much…? Always having to look after me?"

"You believe in me way more than I believe in me, and I appreciate that."

"It's okay, they don't matter. You don't have to do anything for my sake."

"I'm trying to do better, because I don't want to keep causing problems for you."

A long long while ago I made some prompts for muses needing sleep, and now here I am making more sleep prompts but this time with some warm and fluffy vibes!! Feel free to edit how you see fit!

“Come snuggle with me!”

“I bought the biggest blanket I could find so now we don’t have to worry about stealing blankets from each other!”

“Geez you feel so cold. Let me warm you up.”

“Pillow fight!”

“It’s too early to get up. Let’s stay a little longer.”

“And just like that, when I’m all comfortable, my bladder makes its presence known.”

“You need a break from all that work. Come lay down.”

“You know you talk in your sleep?”

“No, stay where you are. I’ll bring you some coffee.”

“Don’t think I don’t notice you yawning. I think it’s time for some rest.”

“Hey, I get it. It takes me a while to fall asleep too.”

“You must have been tired. You fell asleep as soon as your head hit the pillow.”

“Sweet dreams, love.”

“I’m so glad you’re back home. I missed having you next to me at night.”

“Do you think counting sheep together will help us fall asleep?”

“You always have the most peaceful look on your face when you sleep.”

“You fell asleep right on my shoulder. Haha, no, no don’t feel bad. I thought it was rather cute.”

“You looked too comfortable to wake up.”

“I’m so sleepy…”

“Babe… shh.. don’t worry about all of that. You need to rest.”

“Wanna hear about the weird dream I had last night?”

“Did you sleep well?”

Actions

[HAIR] - For sender to stroke receiver’s hair until they fall asleep

[SHOULDER] - For receiver to notice sender falling asleep on their shoulder

[WARM] - For sender to share warm milk with receiver before they go to bed

[CUDDLE] - For both muses to cuddle up next to each other in bed

[CARRY] - For sender to carry receiver to bed

[DESK] - For receiver to find sender asleep at their desk after working nonstop

[CONVERSATION] - for both muses to have a late night conversation as they lay next to each other

[HUM] - For sender to hum a calming tune while cuddled up next to receiver

[PILLOW FORT] - For both muses to get comfy in a pillow fort they built

the exhausted

“I can’t sleep.”

“I can’t keep my eyes open.”

“Can you help me back to bed?”

“I’m okay. I’m not even that tired.”

“I don’t remember the last time I slept.”

“I can’t sleep, yet. There’s too much to do.” 

“I don’t want to sleep. I keep having nightmares.”

“I promise I’ll sleep in a bit, just let me finish this, first.”

“Can you help me lie down? I can’t move, I’m too tired.”

“I can’t even think straight anymore… maybe I need to sleep.”

“Of course I want to relax. But, we don’t all get what we want.”

“I’m so tired I can’t do anything, but I’m not tired enough to sleep…”

the concerned

“You keep yawning.”

“Go. Sleep. That’s not a request.”

“If you’re that tired, just take a nap.”

“You look like you haven’t slept in days.”

“Why didn’t you tell me you were this tired?”

“Those are some bad bags under your eyes.”

“You don’t have to push so hard. It’s okay to rest.”

“You can barely keep your eyes open, go lie down.”

“I haven’t seen you sleeping in a long time, what’s up?”

“I just had to stop you from toppling over. You’re not okay.”

“With everything you’ve been through lately, of course you’re tired.”

“I heard you thrashing around last night. Nightmares? Is that why you’re so tired?”

“You know, you keep fretting over everyone else, but you won’t even take a second to relax, yourself.”

misc

(doze) : one muse falls asleep on the other’s shoulder

(tuck) : one muse finds the other passed out onto the bed, and tucks them in

(collapsed) : one muse finds the other passed out on the floor from exhaustion

(carry) : one muse finds the other after they’ve fallen asleep on a chair / couch, and carries them to bed 

(cover) : one muse finds the other asleep somewhere other than bed and covers them with a blanket / their jacket

(assist) : one muse finds the other so tired they’re having trouble standing and helps them walk somewhere to lie down

Feel Free to edit however you see fit!

Sentence Starters

“Hey, can you taste test this for me?”

“Taste testing time? My favorite part!”

“This is delicious! You always make the best foods.”

“I think it could use a little more _.”

“This recipe is from my_.”

“There’s flour everywhere.. except for inside the bowl.”

“Are you trying to set the house on fire?”

“I think you might have forgotten a few ingredients..”

“Don’t touch that! That’s hot!”

“Ow! That pan is hot!”

“Oh my gosh! You made cookies! My favorite!”

“Oh no, it’s burning!”

“I think we missed a few steps in that recipe..”

“Just channel your inner Gordon Ramsay.”

“Uh… _, did you accidentally add salt instead of sugar?”

“You’re apart of the family now. It’s time I teach the family recipe. You cannot say a word about this to ANYONE, got it?”

“Trust me, you don’t want me near a stove.”

“Do you really have to follow the steps in order while baking?”

“Don’t eat the brownie mix! It has raw eggs!”

“This is sooo good.”

“If you keep taste testing, there’s not going to be anything left by the time we’re supposed to be done.”

“Cooking for a gathering as big as this is much more work than I thought.”

“Ah shit! Get the fire extinguisher!”

“This is delicious!”

“Oh no, this tastes awful!”

“We did it! We made a whole feast!”

“Ugh, now we have to clean the kitchen. It never ends!”

Scenarios

[DANCE] - for both muses to end up slow dancing in the kitchen when a slow song begins to play

[FOOD FIGHT] - for both muses to get distracted from cooking and use the ingredients for a food fight

[SECRET] - for receiver’s muse to share their secret recipe with sender’s muse

[CONTEST] - for both muses to compete in a cooking or baking contest

[ASSIST] - sender’s muse has been assigned as receiver’s assistant chef

[TRAIN] - receiver’s muse is a highly experienced chef and is assigned to train sender’s muse for the job

[ENJOY] - For both muses to sit down and enjoy a meal/snack they made together.

[SURPRISE] - For sender’s muse to surprise receiver’s muse with their favorite food.

[TEACH] - For sender’s muse to offer to give receiver’s muse cooking or baking lessons.

[TASTE TEST] - For sender’s muse to give receiver’s a bit of what they’re making for them to taste test.

[BURN] - For receiver’s muse to notice something burning

1. What position is their default; are they a side sleeper? Do they sleep on their back? Etc.

2. What do they typically wear to bed?

3. Do they prefer a warm or cold room?

4. Do they have favourite bedding?

5. Do they prefer a specific type of sheets?

6. Do they make their bed in the morning after they get up?

7. How many pillows do they have?

8. Do they prefer a firm or soft mattress?

9. Are they a heavy or light sleeper, or somewhere in between?

10. Do they fall asleep easily?

11. Are they still or restless?

12. Can they fall asleep anywhere?

13. Do they need quiet to sleep well, music, or white noise?

14. Does light keep them awake?

15. Do they sleep hot?

16. Do they cuddle or keep to themselves?

17. Do they snore or talk in their sleep?

18. are they prone to nightmares?

19. Do they sleepwalk?

20. Do they have a stuffed animal?

21. Do they have a specific routine before bed?

22. do they use an alarm or wake up naturally? (Does the alarm work?)

23. Do they sleep more/better at night or during the day? (Diurnal or Nocturnal?)

24. Does the season or weather make a difference? (Do they struggle to sleep in hot weather, does the rain put them to sleep, etc.)

25. Are they a morning person or do they take a while to wake up?

“rise and shine, honey.” 

“some warm milk should do the trick.” 

“shh, it was a dream. you’re safe. everything’s okay.” 

“i think you need a nap. you’ve had a long day.”   

“why don’t we try a lullaby?”

“i’ll carry you.”  

“can you carry me?”

“don’t forget your stuffed animal.” 

“come lay on my lap and get some rest.”

“ah, ah, ah. medicine and then it’s back to bed for you.”

“will you tuck me in?” 

“did you want me to tuck you in?”

“someone slept in late today.” 

“that was a big yawn.”  

“sweet dreams, honey.”

“what if i have another bad dream?”

“wake up, sunshine. i’ve got a nice breakfast waiting for you.”  

“why does the milk have to be warm?”

“can’t i stay up a little later tonight?”

“tell me a story.”  

“good morning, honey.”