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Your name is RHUBIE OMEGAH, but just RHUBIE or RUBY will do. Not one troll uses your LAST NAME to indicate you; they only use it to talk about NORMAN OMEGAH, the infamous RUSTBLOOD FLEET ADMIRAL, said to report directly to )(ER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION herself.
Youâve heard a lot of rumors surrounding your genetic donor, and every time you hold in a little scoff, because they are HIGHLY EXAGGERATED. FLEET ADMIRAL OMEGAH visited you - once, when you were barely two sweeps - and promptly started to beat your ass into the ground.
You were PISSED OFF and REALLY SCARED then, but thanks to him, youâve become a very proficient strifer. You probably owe the adult troll your LIFE, and also five hundred CACTUSKIND stabs to his bulge, because the only reason you werenât CULLED on the spot was because MARINESNAKEMOM (usually just shortened to SNAKEMOM) somehow managed to save your life. Youâve been pressing her for details for the past five sweeps about your SURPRISINGLY FAST recovery, but she never answers.
You are, as indirectly mentioned before, a RUSTBLOOD, though you entertain the idea of calling it BURGUNDYBLOOD, or RUBYBLOOD, for ironic purposes. (No matter what, though, you will never call it BLOODORANGEBLOOD. Itâs fucking red, dammit!) Your title, KNIGHT OF HEART, beckons, though you are still very far away from earning the right to PROTECT your ASPECT, or PROTECT using it. You and the HEART have a veryâŚminimalisticâŚrelationship.
You have SHARP, SCARLET EYES tinged with CUNNING. You hair is SHORT and SLIGHTLY SHAGGY, never going further down than the nape of your neck. On the back of your head, there is a COWLICK that persistently stays up no matter how much GEL you apply on it. It doesnât really matter, though, as you wear a SPIFFY HAT that covers your scalp, and beyond.
(Your FUSCHIA/GREEN-BLOODED MOIRAIL constantly calls the hat a CONDOM. You have NO IDEA what a condom is, but you always feel an urge to deny his claims.)
Your horns are SORT OF CUMBERSOME, as they are placed right above your ear and curl backwards, like a HUMAN ROLLER COASTER (what?????), and end in a little hook. Many times, you have hung something on your horns and FORGOT they were there.
You fashion sense is IMPECCABLE, but such is only to be expected for a future DESIGNERADICATOR. Your strife specibus is allocated to NEEDLEKIND. You use all needles, be they sewing needles of knitting needles.
As much as you are a talented strifer, you chose to go into FASHION because the last thing you want to do is follow the steps of FLEET ADMIRAL OMEGAH, and you need to find a way to stick it to the HEMOSPECTRUM. You barely use your PSYCHIC POWERS, as you donât want to garner attention; they are sort of not really STRONG, anyways, though they could probably catch someone OFF GUARD.
Your SYLLADEX is equipped with a FIDUSPRITE modus, created exclusively for your FLARPing group. Â Your SORT-OF MATESPRITE/AUSPISTICEâS OTHER AUSPITICEâS MOIRAILâS EX-MATESPRITâS KISMESIS and his AQUAINTENCE, who is sort of like a LUSUS to him (itâs a complicated relationship), programmed them. Any item you store will be sorted with a random number, ranging from 000 â 719. To take out the item, you must call out the numberâs respective FIDUSPAWN NAME.
Your TROLLIAN HANDLE is corundumRouge, and you l!ke to sw!tch up your shout poles and letter !âsi As your favour!te adject!ve !s â13eaut!fulâ, you l!ke to emphas!ze !ts f!rst letter w!th, as your fellow trolls call !t, L337 SPEAK.Â














