you must fix your heart.

Being into popular ships from popular media is weak. Barely hits. To get a real high try pacing your bedroom like a caged animal at 6am obsessively thinking about an insanely niche pairing from an insanely niche piece of media, performing an imaginary ted talk to an audience of zero.

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some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

my husband saw my post about wanting sir croc to vore me and he, very sweetly, was like "do you want to be one of his little cocktail shrimp? : )" and i thought about it and he's onto something with that.

i'm one Episode away from trying to learn how to draw so i can make a comic featuring sir crocodile eating some cocktail shrimp except one of the cocktail shrimps is me and he has that bewildered face he always has when he's looking at something cute and he says "what are you doing in my cocktail shrimp, gael?" and shrimp-me, again adorable, says "i am going to get some rest : )" and there's like 3-5 panels where he talks about how excited he is to eat me and how delicious i look

my husband saw my post about wanting sir croc to vore me and he, very sweetly, was like "do you want to be one of his little cocktail shrimp? : )" and i thought about it and he's onto something with that.

i'm one Episode away from trying to learn how to draw so i can make a comic featuring sir crocodile eating some cocktail shrimp except one of the cocktail shrimps is me and he has that bewildered face he always has when he's looking at something cute and he says "what are you doing in my cocktail shrimp, gael?" and shrimp-me, again adorable, says "i am going to get some rest : )" and there's like 3-5 panels where he talks about how excited he is to eat me and how delicious i look

been misgendered like 979 times in my own home which is Awesome <3

where's that post i made about sir crocodile voring me

cigars sometimes dont do it for me i need a pack of shitty marlboros right now