“pun” “hall” “says”“shit”

“I’m eating nature’s donut......an orange.”

"It doesn't take that much force to kebab a cat."

"Amazing that it's been eleven years since Miley Cyrus invented democracy."

reading scandankleous and feeling extremely squishy. love y’all.

"Can't be scared when you're horny."

"Why is Our God an incel?"

"Someday I will get a crab react and make your life a living hell"

"Is life not a Batman dating game?"

"I do not feel any attraction to that fish"

"My cup runneth over with penguins."

“Your presence is a present” or whatever.

It's just going to be loose soup in a cardboard box

Chris, comfy on the couch: Ughhhh, I've gotta pee again.

"What have you got to hide if you've got your whole tits out?"

"see, I feel like of all those crimes, murder has the most potential to do real good"