the horrors

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

stab scene intimacy coordinator

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

ilya voice actually my scales are rainbow and iridescent and stronger than steel so your shark bites dont work and im immune to poisons and im the fastest swimmer and the most beautiful also

on a scale of “we both laugh at our son’s big balls” to “[shane’s] delicate orb” how normal is your book about testicles

everyones trying to divine rpf proof from like wow they looked at each other in a joint interview or performed for a crowd together the real rpf proof is when they stop speaking to each other