one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

i hate getting attached to someone i wanna grow on you like moss not wait for a fucking text back this sucks

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

my sexual fantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

maybe it’s bc you’re always on that damn vibrator

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

i can be your problem if you ask nicely

hey i noticed your vibe was off for .5 seconds, was it something i did?

i need to lock in (doesnt)

most embarrassing thing someone can see is your youtube home page. id rather they walk in on me naked

wearing a shirt that says I SURVIVED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WHATSOEVER BUT I HAVE MENTAL HEALTH CONDITIONS SO IT FELT LIKE A BIG DEAL WHILE IT WAS HAPPENING

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

having a hometown is such a fucked up concept. i grew up here so i do not want to stay here anymore. i miss it when i am away but once i am back i realise why i wanted to go away as far as possible from it. i am familiar with every corner of this place i did not realise when it slowly changed into something unrecognisable. i would probably like to be buried here but i'd rather die than live here

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord