it was nothing like that, Penis Breath

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) dir. Steven Spielberg

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, 1982

Science Fiction, Fantasy 

Directed by Steven Spielberg 

I dreamed that I, that I killed you and Danny. But I didn’t just kill ya. I cut you up in little pieces. Oh my God. I must be losing my mind. 

Aries: David Bowie predicted the rise of Kanye West

Taurus: The dinosaurs helped build the pyramids

Gemini: Bush hired Britney Spears to distract the public

Cancer: The Air Force is creating tornadoes in the Midwest

Leo: Robert Kardashian and Ted Cruz are the same person

Virgo: The Hadron Super Collider is a stargate

Libra: Israel has arrow-equipped dolphin spies

Scorpio: Stephen King killed John Lennon

Sagittarius: NASA knows about a second sun, and is hiding it from us

Capricorn: Prince Charles is a vampire

Aquarius: Queen Elizabeth is a cannibal

stopped clocks

people accidentally speaking in unison

cold wind at night (when it’s not snowing)

seeing a light go off in a window

static in the air - everyone’s hair is standing up

slow piano music in a place that’s otherwise silent