i make myself laugh

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

tbh if I was Bella Swan and some guy wanted to go to the beach w me up until he found out it was the one on the reservation and then I asked the kids from the tribe why he was weird about it and they said the Cullens don't come here :/ I would just assume I was trying to hit on the town's most notorious racist.

HOP OFF MY DICKKKK!!! wait get back on i miss you

more musicians should write about completely made up situations. i dont wanna hear another breakup album thats obviously just the singer venting about their ex. its boring. i dont care. make up some OCs and write crazy POV songs about them killing eachother.

playing stupid games i can't wait to see what kind of prizes they have

YAYY

oh no oh no please not this post please

reblog to get your bones rattled at the dubious convention

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

merch idea: that fuck-ass blue and purple mickey shirt but instead of mickeys it’s neds

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again