I Got The Sauce

I’ll be honest. I used to be attracted to trans people until a traumatic incident that I won’t get into happened. I actually dated a trans man a few years ago. Nowadays, it’s just something that a combination of traumatic experience + almost every trans person I’ve ever met having a plethora of OTHER psychological baggage I want NOTHING to do with that make me just... instantly turned off by it. If I even think someone looks trans I get cagey. 

I love this story. I was homeless in Portland, Oregon, back in 2018, for about three months. At the tail end of that time, there was a homeless couple- a large, skinny six foot and a half druggie and his equally drugged, five foot nothing girlfriend. The girl was very nice and friendly with most of the other people in the shelter, but the dude was... a lot. They mostly slept on a ratty ass mattress in the back of an abandoned parking lot, and I’m not even gonna get into what went down back there. All that matters is that I *saw* what went down back there with another guy from the shelter who I used to busk with. I bought him a guitar at Goodwill for him and he bought me a little bongo so we’d just play on the corner. Well, I’m carrying this bongo and the other dude’s carrying this guitar, so we drop our shit off in some bushes where some other bum won’t steal it and we chase this dude halfway down the street to a park, where he starts flipping out (I assume he was tweaking) and punching light poles and construction equipment. So, I’ve lost my buddy at this point, and I flying leap onto this guy’s back like a gaht damn chimpanzee and put him in a chokehold (badly, I might add), and eventually this bum trips over his own shoelaces or something and falls over and we just kinda laid there until the cops showed up.  Some nice lady called ‘em and after they were done threatening me too and giving me ugly looks for being a hobo they put the guy in the wagon...but not before this guy, I shit you not, tried to WWE style DROPKICK a cop. You can guess how well that went for him. He ended up getting tazed.  Dude ended up in jail, as far as I know he’s still there. Girl’s also still on the street, but me and that busking guy saved up enough to come back to Louisiana on the Greyhound. He’s in NOLA doing hot gay shit and I’m just... vibing. Anyway, that’s the whole story surrounding the only fight I’ve ever won. 

Starting off stroooong! I technically have had SIX parents over the course of my life. Father: never met him, have no desire to.  Mother: she passed away when I was 9. We had a decent relationship, but I didn’t really get to grow up with her.  Stepfather: my mom’s second husband. Originally we got along great, but after I came back from being homeless and lived with him for a little while things soured. I wasn’t in a good place and he was together with a new family. I’m still welcome with them and he still considers me a son, if estranged. Stepfather’s wife: it’s kinda weird considering I’m 23 and she’s 29 but she’s probably the most stable mother figure I’ve had. We love each other very much and are very close, much to the chagrin of her friends who keep saying that she’d be better off with me than my stepdad. Let me tell you, that shit gets awkward.  Granddad: my mom’s dad. Live with him currently. Was horribly physically abusive and is STILL horribly psychologically abusive. I eagerly await his approaching death.  Grandma: my mom’s mom. Basically her husband’s subservient, obedient shadow. Also likes to slap me a lot. I think my granddad has or is abusing her but I have no proof.  As you can see, out of all of these parental figures... I’m only really close to the wife of my mother’s second husband, lmao. 

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

I have no idea if she came back or is coming back tbh, but she’s really busy with real life stuff. Nothing bad, just not a lot of time for Tumblr.