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God bless Frodo’s heart cause if the guy I journeyed to mordor with in what we thought were gonna be our last dying moments and he started talking about some girl he never talked to when we had gay subtext for 3 movies I would’ve walked straight into that lava

roller coasters could kill us so easily if they wanted but they choose not to because by nature they’re gentle beasts and they love us. like horses

big fan of shakespeare villains who step onto the stage and immediately announce “I am here and I am evil. I am here to do mischief.” and then that’s exactly what they do for the next two hours. no other motive is ever explained. at the end they fail. kings

one of the worst feelings in the world is when you're playing a game with dialogue choices and none of the options are something you want to say. like i know it's not me, it's the character i'm playing, but he would not fucking say that. i know him better than you and the burden of this knowledge weighs heavier on me than you will ever understand.

forever obsessed with and devastated by the tragic bond between narrative foils

if i was in a haunted hotel with shelley duvall for an entire winter i would not chase her around with an axe

im a body language expert and if you watch the film closely you can see she doesn’t like to be chased with an axe

Tasks that take 15 min but 3 hours if you include the agonies