miami dreaming

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me