Stressy and Depressy and my life is REALLLLY Messy

He failed and now she is a two time Olympic gold medalist. WOKE IS BACK.

dont retreat emotionally. people like you and want you around. they like to talk to you, and you genuinely matter. you have to trust this through the hard times so you can get to the better times without sabotaging yourself. you are worth loving

i don’t remember posting this but to this day i have not said it again so mission accomplished i guess

I’m relieved this post has some good replies rejecting this brine propoganda.

It’s the day!!

Happy… [squints] Winterfilth, everybody

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature

had food poisoning when i posted this

Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it.

oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk

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helpful info for those who need it

if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again

The Evil Overlord has won, You and your defeated companions observe how he makes his first announcement to the world he now rules: "I step down as ruler of the world and everything shall go back as before, i just wanted to see if i could achieve this and i did it".

i love the conclave. what do you mean the entire world has tv cameras trained on the chimney of an old italian palace waiting for days or weeks until the color of the smoke changes and we find out who’s been elected as the next supreme dictator of catholicism

the secret rites have chosen bob, from chicago. impeccable