Nutsack of Satan

You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?

Ur mom

a whole ass list

Hey, it's the guys whose souls I own!

finished 3 short stories this week… idk what’s going on w/ me but i’ve narrowed it down to 1) successful medication management or 2) accidentally made pact w/ devil, am reaping the benefits

i wanna be a rotisserie chicken

rotated horizontally over a heat source 

Literally read this as “roasted horizonally”

literally the same concept. skewer me sideways and roast me to hell

Please don't, Gauds containment vessel hasn't finished construction yet.

if u ever hear humming from inside the walls that’s just me cleaning out the air ducts ur WELCOME

How in the hell did you get down here? As far as I'm aware, you're not dead yet

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

Love smash mouth

What’s going on this year

LMAO He just said he does

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

Never Forget 😂

The best fucking post on here

IT’S BACK

MR THE ROCK JOHNSON

World heritage post

I’m losing my shit 😂

Happy Holidays friends!!!!!!!! Thanks for being supportive and lovely this year!! Please eat something you like today, and treat yourself to something nice <3333

no

Ah yes, a moment of seriousness amidst the chaos

Speaking from experience: A damn good one

I am personally going to tear you limb from limb and hang your head from my mantlepiece just so you can witness the pain you've caused me with this reply

I'd like to see you try