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Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure

Doing weird stretches in your room is so important.

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men