cold spicy

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

tiramisu

we all need to fuck

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

happy first day of pride everyone

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

writing is just sitting in front of a computer and making up problems for imaginary people while ignoring your own. fun and casual hobby.

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”