a glorious, magnificent stupidity

modern au versions of my dnd aasimar arcane trickster but nothing changes except he lives in dubious band shirts acquired who knows how

thank u also YEAH ITS A THING  originally from this post in 2015, (a fucked up character you can make fucking up the elder scrolls with mods) but the phrase stuck because....well....its funny

it was launched into popularity and more common use with the introduction of a character from the magnus archives, a horror podcast, who was described as having all the bones normally in his body being in his hands..........and his name was michael

and so obviously everyone called him fuckhands mcmike

mid-transformation

im the dandy highwayman who you’re too scared to mention / i spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention

(victorian guns..................Looked Like That)

ten lamest cowherds

caydenite wine commercial ft best girl warpriest halforc ferrum, looking the way she did pre game

fairy of technology x fairy of music = fully functional automated night club  and i love that for them

for the love of god fullview this

i love............................Michael the Distortion

gay derangement

tfw ur warlock pact physically marks you (one green eye in this case) and you do not Like it

cringetober is upon us! first prompt is heterochromia and my boy dorian actually has it bc i love self indulgence and will never die :^)

hes a warlock and thats how his patron marks his chosen 

hes also a bicon and this is a dolly parton look actually (sans the fishnets)