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Britney Spears invented hologram technology in 2001 to create a giant three dimensional projection of herself for her Dream Within a Dream tour. Hologram technology has many practical applications aside from 3D projection and can been seen on many state drivers licenses in a simple form as forgery prevention. This invention won Spears the Nobel Prize in Physics in 2002.

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Britney Spears founded the gay rights movement in 2003 when she initiated the first lesbian kiss ever broadcasted on American television. Since the kiss, the American federal government has repealed Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, allowing gay men and women to serve openly in the military.

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Britney Spears is endearingly referred to as the Structural Engineer of the Millennium after she designed and paid for the construction of the Eiffel Tower. She made the blue prints in 1996 but had no means to have it built. Once her music career took off, she used her income to have the tower constructed (1999). She gave the Eiffel Tower as a gift to France at the Y2K New Year to thank them for helping America in its fight for independence. Ever since Spears’ display of gratitude, France has used the term “freedom fries” instead of “French fries” as a symbol of solidarity with Americans.

In order replenish the oxygen levels in the atmosphere and save the endangered species of South America, Britney Spears invented the Amazon rainforest. She did so through an organization she founded in 2003, Trees For the Americas, and successfully nurtured the world’s greatest habitat into being. The Amazon now has the greatest plant biodiversity on Earth (40,000 plant species) and is home to 2.5 million insect species, 2,200 fish species, 1,294 bird species, 427 mammal species, 428 amphibian species, and 378 reptile species. Thanks to the Amazon, we are able to maintain healthy levels of oxygen in our air through the amazonian plants that convert carbon dioxide into oxygen.

On December 25, 2011, the first Christmas was celebrated by Britney Spears and fans in Bethlehem. The reason for the season was to celebrate the ingenuity and impact of Britney’s inventions. The holiday was originally celebrated with a performance of I’m A Slave 4 U by Spears, which was opened by an act by the Virgin Mary in which she gave birth to Jesus Christ. This was the first child born through immaculate conception since Spears gave birth to her sons, so naturally, Spears baptized the baby who would later become the ultimate sacrifice for mankind. Christmas is now celebrated every year by all people who have witnessed the good word of the Lord, Britney Spears.

A missionary at work on Twitter. Britney be with you.

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Britney Spears invented dogs in 2002 through a process now referred to as “selective breeding”. She began in 1996 when she bred her two short-haired guinea pigs, Coco and Buddy. Year after year, Spears would breed the largest and most distinctive guinea pigs from each litter and eventually broke the world record for the largest guinea pig (Jimbo, 6.2 kg, 1999). Over the course of 6 years and 8 generations, a significant genetic mutation occurred and the first dog (Bit Bit) was born. Spears continues to breed dogs to this day and produces beloved pets for families all around the world.

Britney Spears invented shade when she was a judge on her television show, The X Factor, in 2012 and made very clear expressions of disapproval of bad contestants. Spears defined shade as, “I don’t tell you you’re ugly but I don’t have to tell you because you know you’re ugly. And that’s shade.”

Britney Spears was tired of getting a cold after going out in the rain, so she created umbrellas in 2007. Instead of touring her Blackout album that year, Spears traveled the world to give umbrellas to people at high risk for rain-induced sicknesses. This humanitarian act inspired singer, Rihanna, to write a song titled Umbrella to honor Spears’ philanthropy (2007). Spears is pictured above donating an umbrella to paparazzi.

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