Satan

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

¢It will be fun when we do it together¢

𒐸…Alright 𒐸

*She offers a smile*

*He just nods to her in response*

¢One time, my other Orion tried to make noodles and managed to burn water¢

¢No he evaporated it so much our pot started to melt¢

𒐸…Right 𒐸

¢We ended up just eating bread.¢

¢Oh?¢

𓏲ּ𝄢I managed to get Uriel to switch to gluten-free a few months ago, and he’s been doing better so if I had to guess it’s the same problem as me-? 𓏲ּ𝄢

¢That makes sense.¢

𓏲ּ𝄢Mhm, so normal bread isn’t great, or pasta 𓏲ּ𝄢

¢If I did gluten free?¢

¢Understood¢

𓏲ּ𝄢Yeah, even just a little contamination gets him sick so he’s probably gonna have issues with food for a while. 𓏲ּ𝄢

¢That is okay. I will not let anything be contaminated. I’m sure it will take time to adjust though¢

¢I will not allow you to be made ill by the food in my home. That would be cruel of me, you will have food that will not make you sick.¢

𒐸…Understood 𒐸

¢If it takes an eternity to find a list of always good food, it takes an eternity. You are worth that.¢

¢Well, in my eyes you are worth it.¢

*Orion nods*

¢Besides, almost all of you kids have some sort of dietary restriction it is nothing new to me¢

𒐸…Really? 𒐸

¢Yes, I already have an entirely separate gluten free kitchen, and one with no meat, and one with no gluten and no meat. And there’s more.¢

*Orion nods slowly*

¢It’s better to just do separate because then there is no contamination¢

𒐸…Right. 𒐸

*She smiles*

𒐸Apologies about… before. I do not know what causes it, but I have been informed that witnessing it can be distressing. 𒐸

¢The only thing that matters to me is if you are okay. There is nothing to apologize for¢

*Orion takes a slow breath, looking down at his hands*

¢I’m a mom, my job is to worry about you¢

*Orion hums blandly*

*she nods*

¢…Would you like to see who they’ve grown into here?¢

*Remi grimaces but hides it when Orion nods without hesitation*

¢Who first?¢

𒐸Samiel. 𒐸

*She nods and stands, brushing off and fixing her hair into a more neat bun*

*Orion stands too*

*She summons a bag and opens a portal to Hell*

*Orion’s eyes widen, straightening his appearance out as best as possible*

¢His child is…energetic¢

𒐸Samiel is- was full of anxious energy the majority of the time, so that does not surprise me. 𒐸

¢If the little demon tries to jump on you I will stop them¢

𒐸Thank you. 𒐸

*She nods and goes through the portal*

*Orion follows close behind. The portal lets them out only outside of Satan’s house, and Orion smiles at the sight of the flowers that adorn and surround it*

*Orion takes half a step back, but when Satan steps outside, both brothers freeze at the sight of the other*

¢Orion wanted to see you.¢

¢Not our times Uriel. He is from the past. I am keeping him¢

*Micte watches with amusement*

¢The answer is yes.¢

¿You’re being too nice to mam¿

🥊Orion would box my ears if I managed to peeve off his… chaperone.🥊

¢I am not easy to bother. Trust me most of my demons are like Vaen here. Or worse¢

🥊Vaen is perfectly behaved, so I don’t have a clue what you’re on about🥊

🥊For the most part… according to my definition of nice, naturally.🥊

¢It will be fun when we do it together¢

𒐸…Alright 𒐸

*She offers a smile*

*He just nods to her in response*

¢One time, my other Orion tried to make noodles and managed to burn water¢

¢No he evaporated it so much our pot started to melt¢

𒐸…Right 𒐸

¢We ended up just eating bread.¢

¢Oh?¢

𓏲ּ𝄢I managed to get Uriel to switch to gluten-free a few months ago, and he’s been doing better so if I had to guess it’s the same problem as me-? 𓏲ּ𝄢

¢That makes sense.¢

𓏲ּ𝄢Mhm, so normal bread isn’t great, or pasta 𓏲ּ𝄢

¢If I did gluten free?¢

¢Understood¢

𓏲ּ𝄢Yeah, even just a little contamination gets him sick so he’s probably gonna have issues with food for a while. 𓏲ּ𝄢

¢That is okay. I will not let anything be contaminated. I’m sure it will take time to adjust though¢

¢I will not allow you to be made ill by the food in my home. That would be cruel of me, you will have food that will not make you sick.¢

𒐸…Understood 𒐸

¢If it takes an eternity to find a list of always good food, it takes an eternity. You are worth that.¢

¢Well, in my eyes you are worth it.¢

*Orion nods*

¢Besides, almost all of you kids have some sort of dietary restriction it is nothing new to me¢

𒐸…Really? 𒐸

¢Yes, I already have an entirely separate gluten free kitchen, and one with no meat, and one with no gluten and no meat. And there’s more.¢

*Orion nods slowly*

¢It’s better to just do separate because then there is no contamination¢

𒐸…Right. 𒐸

*She smiles*

𒐸Apologies about… before. I do not know what causes it, but I have been informed that witnessing it can be distressing. 𒐸

¢The only thing that matters to me is if you are okay. There is nothing to apologize for¢

*Orion takes a slow breath, looking down at his hands*

¢I’m a mom, my job is to worry about you¢

*Orion hums blandly*

*she nods*

¢…Would you like to see who they’ve grown into here?¢

*Remi grimaces but hides it when Orion nods without hesitation*

¢Who first?¢

𒐸Samiel. 𒐸

*She nods and stands, brushing off and fixing her hair into a more neat bun*

*Orion stands too*

*She summons a bag and opens a portal to Hell*

*Orion’s eyes widen, straightening his appearance out as best as possible*

¢His child is…energetic¢

𒐸Samiel is- was full of anxious energy the majority of the time, so that does not surprise me. 𒐸

¢If the little demon tries to jump on you I will stop them¢

𒐸Thank you. 𒐸

*She nods and goes through the portal*

*Orion follows close behind. The portal lets them out only outside of Satan’s house, and Orion smiles at the sight of the flowers that adorn and surround it*

*Orion takes half a step back, but when Satan steps outside, both brothers freeze at the sight of the other*

¢Orion wanted to see you.¢

¢Not our times Uriel. He is from the past. I am keeping him¢

*Micte watches with amusement*

¢The answer is yes.¢

¿You’re being too nice to mam¿

🥊Orion would box my ears if I managed to peeve off his… chaperone.🥊

¢I am not easy to bother. Trust me most of my demons are like Vaen here. Or worse¢

🥊Vaen is perfectly behaved, so I don’t have a clue what you’re on about🥊

¢It will be fun when we do it together¢

𒐸…Alright 𒐸

*She offers a smile*

*He just nods to her in response*

¢One time, my other Orion tried to make noodles and managed to burn water¢

¢No he evaporated it so much our pot started to melt¢

𒐸…Right 𒐸

¢We ended up just eating bread.¢

¢Oh?¢

𓏲ּ𝄢I managed to get Uriel to switch to gluten-free a few months ago, and he’s been doing better so if I had to guess it’s the same problem as me-? 𓏲ּ𝄢

¢That makes sense.¢

𓏲ּ𝄢Mhm, so normal bread isn’t great, or pasta 𓏲ּ𝄢

¢If I did gluten free?¢

¢Understood¢

𓏲ּ𝄢Yeah, even just a little contamination gets him sick so he’s probably gonna have issues with food for a while. 𓏲ּ𝄢

¢That is okay. I will not let anything be contaminated. I’m sure it will take time to adjust though¢

¢I will not allow you to be made ill by the food in my home. That would be cruel of me, you will have food that will not make you sick.¢

𒐸…Understood 𒐸

¢If it takes an eternity to find a list of always good food, it takes an eternity. You are worth that.¢

¢Well, in my eyes you are worth it.¢

*Orion nods*

¢Besides, almost all of you kids have some sort of dietary restriction it is nothing new to me¢

𒐸…Really? 𒐸

¢Yes, I already have an entirely separate gluten free kitchen, and one with no meat, and one with no gluten and no meat. And there’s more.¢

*Orion nods slowly*

¢It’s better to just do separate because then there is no contamination¢

𒐸…Right. 𒐸

*She smiles*

𒐸Apologies about… before. I do not know what causes it, but I have been informed that witnessing it can be distressing. 𒐸

¢The only thing that matters to me is if you are okay. There is nothing to apologize for¢

*Orion takes a slow breath, looking down at his hands*

¢I’m a mom, my job is to worry about you¢

*Orion hums blandly*

*she nods*

¢…Would you like to see who they’ve grown into here?¢

*Remi grimaces but hides it when Orion nods without hesitation*

¢Who first?¢

𒐸Samiel. 𒐸

*She nods and stands, brushing off and fixing her hair into a more neat bun*

*Orion stands too*

*She summons a bag and opens a portal to Hell*

*Orion’s eyes widen, straightening his appearance out as best as possible*

¢His child is…energetic¢

𒐸Samiel is- was full of anxious energy the majority of the time, so that does not surprise me. 𒐸

¢If the little demon tries to jump on you I will stop them¢

𒐸Thank you. 𒐸

*She nods and goes through the portal*

*Orion follows close behind. The portal lets them out only outside of Satan’s house, and Orion smiles at the sight of the flowers that adorn and surround it*

*Orion takes half a step back, but when Satan steps outside, both brothers freeze at the sight of the other*

¢Orion wanted to see you.¢

¢Not our times Uriel. He is from the past. I am keeping him¢

*Micte watches with amusement*

¢The answer is yes.¢

¿You’re being too nice to mam¿

🥊Orion would box my ears if I managed to peeve off his… chaperone.🥊

¢It will be fun when we do it together¢

𒐸…Alright 𒐸

*She offers a smile*

*He just nods to her in response*

¢One time, my other Orion tried to make noodles and managed to burn water¢

¢No he evaporated it so much our pot started to melt¢

𒐸…Right 𒐸

¢We ended up just eating bread.¢

¢Oh?¢

𓏲ּ𝄢I managed to get Uriel to switch to gluten-free a few months ago, and he’s been doing better so if I had to guess it’s the same problem as me-? 𓏲ּ𝄢

¢That makes sense.¢

𓏲ּ𝄢Mhm, so normal bread isn’t great, or pasta 𓏲ּ𝄢

¢If I did gluten free?¢

¢Understood¢

𓏲ּ𝄢Yeah, even just a little contamination gets him sick so he’s probably gonna have issues with food for a while. 𓏲ּ𝄢

¢That is okay. I will not let anything be contaminated. I’m sure it will take time to adjust though¢

¢I will not allow you to be made ill by the food in my home. That would be cruel of me, you will have food that will not make you sick.¢

𒐸…Understood 𒐸

¢If it takes an eternity to find a list of always good food, it takes an eternity. You are worth that.¢

¢Well, in my eyes you are worth it.¢

*Orion nods*

¢Besides, almost all of you kids have some sort of dietary restriction it is nothing new to me¢

𒐸…Really? 𒐸

¢Yes, I already have an entirely separate gluten free kitchen, and one with no meat, and one with no gluten and no meat. And there’s more.¢

*Orion nods slowly*

¢It’s better to just do separate because then there is no contamination¢

𒐸…Right. 𒐸

*She smiles*

𒐸Apologies about… before. I do not know what causes it, but I have been informed that witnessing it can be distressing. 𒐸

¢The only thing that matters to me is if you are okay. There is nothing to apologize for¢

*Orion takes a slow breath, looking down at his hands*

¢I’m a mom, my job is to worry about you¢

*Orion hums blandly*

*she nods*

¢…Would you like to see who they’ve grown into here?¢

*Remi grimaces but hides it when Orion nods without hesitation*

¢Who first?¢

𒐸Samiel. 𒐸

*She nods and stands, brushing off and fixing her hair into a more neat bun*

*Orion stands too*

*She summons a bag and opens a portal to Hell*

*Orion’s eyes widen, straightening his appearance out as best as possible*

¢His child is…energetic¢

𒐸Samiel is- was full of anxious energy the majority of the time, so that does not surprise me. 𒐸

¢If the little demon tries to jump on you I will stop them¢

𒐸Thank you. 𒐸

*She nods and goes through the portal*

*Orion follows close behind. The portal lets them out only outside of Satan’s house, and Orion smiles at the sight of the flowers that adorn and surround it*

*Orion takes half a step back, but when Satan steps outside, both brothers freeze at the sight of the other*

¢Orion wanted to see you.¢

¢Not our times Uriel. He is from the past. I am keeping him¢

*Micte watches with amusement*

¢The answer is yes.¢

𓆩I just feel the vibes𓆪

🥊Mm.🥊

𓆩How’s the dad life going?𓆪

𓆩Aw cmon Baph can’t possibly be that bad𓆪

𓆩I’d gladly do that. I love kids! In fact I’m babysitting right now-wherever she is-𓆪

*Baph squints at Lavina, muttering something that has Satan take half a step away from her*

“I recognize family tree names and I haven’t met like…a majority of my relatives?”

*Baph goes to say something more and Satan hits him upside the head*

“Want a coffee?”

𓆩No Vivi is actually related to us.𓆪

“Да, я тоже. Anyways yeah Zaza is my mom’s twin so we are in fact related.”

“No but he has tried them once. I got to hear the horror story.”

*Lavina tilts her head and Azazel makes a yapping motion with their hand*

𓆩Ehh-wait why am I ‘Weed’? That’s so boring.𓆪

*Satan looks… just So tired*

🐏Doubtful.🐏

🥊Почему я здесь? Просто страдать? 🥊

“Да.”

*Baph rolls his eyes*

🐏Skeletons sleep in a coffin usually?🐏

“Shockingly enough I’ve never actually been in a coffin before.”

*Satan looks like he’s contemplating murder as Baph grins, a dangerous glint in the teenager’s eye*

𓆩Dad, you’re an idiot𓆪

🥊To have you as a child they’d have to be.🥊

𓆩Rude. Accurate, but rude𓆪

*Satan gives him a look of disappointment mixed with annoyance*

“Uncle Satan, you sound like you’re tall. Why are you tall?”

“Gotcha. Baph we’re friends now. First stop is dumping slime on a conference room.”

*Satan looks like he’s just aged ten years as he stares at Lavina, a haunted expression in his eyes*

*A lamb appears, walking out of Baph’s shadow*

“Is that sentient?”

🐏Mhm. Dont go near its mouth, their spit turns to fire when it touches skin.🐏

*Satan looks to be slightly older than Azrael and Azazel, built like a brick shithouse and still carrying Vaen like it’s second nature to him. Baph, meanwhile, looks like a particularly strong breeze could knock him over, skin dark purple and blending into ears that look like a sheep’s, one out of four horns broken*

🐏…What about them?🐏

🐏I don’t… care..?🐏

“So you’re not gonna be traumatized if you come to my place and get chased by a bull?”

🐏I don’t think I’m able to go to heaven?🐏

“It’s a pocket-world thingy cause Zaza also isn’t allowed in heaven but he has to be able to come visit us.”

*Baph looks vaguely disgusted*

“What?”

“We don’t have to go then.“

*Baph nods, glancing at Satan, and for the first time he looks uneasy*

“Are you alright?”

🥊He’s fine.🥊

*She nods a little, frowning*

*Baph stays within Satan’s reach*

*no one moves any closer*

🐏…Sorry.🐏

𓆩You’re good squirt.𓆪

*Baph looks at the ground, but nods*

𓆩It’s okay.𓆪

*Satan looks angry, but not at anyone there*

“…if there is someone I need to hurt for you Baph, I will do it.”

*Satan moves to block Baph from the others entirely, back to the teenager*

*Baph moves to be in Satan’s shadow, hiding behind the much taller demon*

Should I head out, Satan? Would that be better? I can take M.

Rude.

𓆩I just feel the vibes𓆪

🥊Mm.🥊

𓆩How’s the dad life going?𓆪

𓆩Aw cmon Baph can’t possibly be that bad𓆪

𓆩I’d gladly do that. I love kids! In fact I’m babysitting right now-wherever she is-𓆪

*Baph squints at Lavina, muttering something that has Satan take half a step away from her*

“I recognize family tree names and I haven’t met like…a majority of my relatives?”

*Baph goes to say something more and Satan hits him upside the head*

“Want a coffee?”

𓆩No Vivi is actually related to us.𓆪

“Да, я тоже. Anyways yeah Zaza is my mom’s twin so we are in fact related.”

“No but he has tried them once. I got to hear the horror story.”

*Lavina tilts her head and Azazel makes a yapping motion with their hand*

𓆩Ehh-wait why am I ‘Weed’? That’s so boring.𓆪

*Satan looks… just So tired*

🐏Doubtful.🐏

🥊Почему я здесь? Просто страдать? 🥊

“Да.”

*Baph rolls his eyes*

🐏Skeletons sleep in a coffin usually?🐏

“Shockingly enough I’ve never actually been in a coffin before.”

*Satan looks like he’s contemplating murder as Baph grins, a dangerous glint in the teenager’s eye*

𓆩Dad, you’re an idiot𓆪

🥊To have you as a child they’d have to be.🥊

𓆩Rude. Accurate, but rude𓆪

*Satan gives him a look of disappointment mixed with annoyance*

“Uncle Satan, you sound like you’re tall. Why are you tall?”

“Gotcha. Baph we’re friends now. First stop is dumping slime on a conference room.”

*Satan looks like he’s just aged ten years as he stares at Lavina, a haunted expression in his eyes*