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peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

im still overwhelmed when people like my post or message me like “oh someone knows i exist”

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

Seriously what the actual fuck was Andres grandma on

do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do 

one day i will escape from this website

can i politely murder you

Is there A little man in my computer typing out all the search results i get

hater alert on aisle u

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

celebrate international literacy day by reading anime subtitles all day like the piece of shit weeb you are

i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday