Everyday Roger, Everyday

This is one of those cases where it's not clear what this feature is doing because Microsoft is deliberately obscuring what it does, but there's something I deeply dislike about Microsoft learning to correct your mistakes so that you yourself do not learn to fix them. Underlining a mispelled word with suggestions is one thing. Auto-fixing them without your notice is not helping you improve in any way.

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

u know what i fucking love. is that it's so clear that many of us have important full time jobs. yet you can see us here on tumblr throughout the work day posting about the most unhinged shit possible. like we're really out here going to a meeting then coming back to tumblr like "shane drippy big dick bouncing on that thang" before running back to another meeting like Hi Linda yes I talked to the team earlier and we're ready to send the documents over. How was your weekend

things haven't been fergalicious in a real long time

[ID: A Facebook Marketplace listing called "Cool Ass Custom Tables" in all caps, for $400. Shown is a coffee table of Baljeet from Phineas and Ferb sitting in a living room. /End ID]

me at any point in time: I have got to listen to more music I have got to watch more movies I have got to read more books I have got t