Soup Snakes

Concept: there is a tv show where contestants compete to create the most comfortable bed and I lay in the bed judging them by softness, fluffiness, coolness and me never wanting to get out.

love it when you’re doing Just Fine™ and suddenly your brain is like “you could chug all your pills right now and kill yourself” like thank yoouuu edgelord

im a woman. i love religious imagery and psychoanalysis.

uhhhhhhhhh i just figured out that “ofc” is “of fucking course” but this whole time i’ve been reading it “ofcourse” ………… anyway if u need a dumbass just hmu

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

Always pee after sex or you will get pregnant and die