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i lied. its reverse pepto bismol

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Pride is a riot. We're not going to stop Pride just because the government won't recognize it.
You're a child. You express frustration. Not at anyone, not in a way that hurts anyone, but just in a way that makes it known that you're frustrated.
An adult gives you unsolicited advice that you either don't understand or have already tried many times.
What should you do?
If you don't respond, you get punished for ignoring.
If you respond and continue to show frustration, you get punished for raising your voice.
So you know that you must respond and you must fully calm down before you do. You also must phrase it perfectly, making sure it's accurate and has nothing that can be misinterpreted or taken as disrespect. You have to make sure you explain how inaccurate they are while being absolutely certain that you don't make them feel bad. And since you're already being misunderstood as shown by the advice they gave you, you have to put extra effort into making sure you explain clearly.
Oops, too late. In the process of trying to figure out how to do that long list of steps all at once, you took longer than the allowed 4 seconds, and the adult assumed that you're ignoring them. You're now being punished for ignoring them.
And you can't defend yourself against the punishment, because anything you say can be interpreted as "arguing". Since you were already struggling to keep up before, and you're now forced to think even faster, there's nothing you can possibly say to stop this adult from punishing you, and anything you say could just make it worse. So you just accept the punishment.
Then, realizing that punishment is going to be an inevitable fact of life for you, you decide to become a terrorist and just piss off adults as much as you can.

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You're a child. You express frustration. Not at anyone, not in a way that hurts anyone, but just in a way that makes it known that you're frustrated.
An adult gives you unsolicited advice that you either don't understand or have already tried many times.
What should you do?
If you don't respond, you get punished for ignoring.
If you respond and continue to show frustration, you get punished for raising your voice.
So you know that you must respond and you must fully calm down before you do. You also must phrase it perfectly, making sure it's accurate and has nothing that can be misinterpreted or taken as disrespect. You have to make sure you explain how inaccurate they are while being absolutely certain that you don't make them feel bad. And since you're already being misunderstood as shown by the advice they gave you, you have to put extra effort into making sure you explain clearly.
Oops, too late. In the process of trying to figure out how to do that long list of steps all at once, you took longer than the allowed 4 seconds, and the adult assumed that you're ignoring them. You're now being punished for ignoring them.
And you can't defend yourself against the punishment, because anything you say can be interpreted as "arguing". Since you were already struggling to keep up before, and you're now forced to think even faster, there's nothing you can possibly say to stop this adult from punishing you, and anything you say could just make it worse. So you just accept the punishment.
Then, realizing that punishment is going to be an inevitable fact of life for you, you decide to become a terrorist and just piss off adults as much as you can.
"prison abolition" is a hilarious position, because proponents respond to obvious, vital questions like "how will you manage serial murderers and rapists?" with "d-don't worry about it, things will be different, and because they'll be different, they'll be BETTER!"
but there's a better hypothetical: ask what they would want to happen if they were a victim of a hate crime. should the perpetrator be merely rehabilitated? locked away for an arbitrary amount of time? executed on the spot?
obviously, when people are unwilling or unable to consider even first-order consequences of a policy, expecting them to comprehend a hypothetical is a tall order. but it at least makes them look even dumber ;)
Prison abolition is a long term goal. It's not a single law being proposed that would free all prisoners once it's signed.
Why are you more critical of a hypothetical long term solution than you are of what's currently happening?
"Create a financial incentive to imprison as many people as possible in order to use them as a source of slave labor for corporate profit" is a much more hilarious position. "Create a class of people who can legally decide on the spot who lives and who dies, and who you're not allowed to defend yourself against" is a much more hilarious position. And those are currently happening and being widely supported.
My dear lgbt+ kids,
Some gentle, simple reminders for Pride Month:
Your existence is a blessing.
This world needs all kinds of people - all kinds of personalities, all kinds of bodies, all kinds of love, all kinds of dreams - to be the wonderful and diverse place it is. You belong here, not despite but because you are uniquely you.
You would be dearly missed if you weren’t here.
Your viewpoint, thoughts and opinions enrich our community. Your voice is an important part of the choir, even if it feels small or shaky on its own.
You have time. Time to explore and play and learn and grow. Time to find and lose and find yourself again. Time to make mistakes and learn from them. Time to get lost and find your way back. Time to question and wonder and be confused and find answers. Time to rest and heal and recover.
You are the only you. But you are never the only one. There is always someone who gets that thing you feel nobody will ever get.
Others are weird in the ways you are weird. You can be weird together. You will find your weirdos.
You are loved.
With all my love,
Your Tumblr Dad
This Pride Month, we’re celebrating the beauty of diversity above and below the surface. The ocean is full of vibrant life in every color imaginable. It reminds us that nature thrives when everyone has space to belong.
Environmental advocacy and the LGBTQ+ rights movement share a common purpose: protecting vulnerable communities, caring for the spaces we all call home, and creating a world where we all can flourish. Our world is brightest when people can live authentically, love freely, and be embraced for who they are. From rainbow reefs to shimmering tides, diversity makes our blue planet stronger, healthier, and more inspiring.
Here’s to protecting our ocean, uplifting every voice, and honoring the colorful communities that make this world so wonderful.
i hate that social media apps have decided it's their job to scroll for you and autoplay the next video in a desperate attempt to get you to stay. like genuinely nothing you do will make me stay and watch that video after you force it onto the screen in front of me. the minute you auto scroll from what i was watching to your stupid distraction technique, i close the app and you fail. fuck you

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Apple announces new indistinct wet pile emoji
I can distinct it
Don’t even try…

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