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Todoroki: the stars are so beautiful tonight.

Midoriya: yeah… know what else is beautiful?

Todoroki: *blushes* what?

- can’t count to 14

- he’s never seen a hard boiled egg in his life ever

- ochako: ‘yum yum this is me lunch’ todoroki: ‘tf is that lol’ ochako: ‘a hard boiled egg??’ todoroki: ‘?!?!!?? uMmm?? lmfAo?’

- he opens up his backpack, sits inside and zips it up

- deku: ‘hey man how was your weekend’ todoroki, who watched an episode of jimmy neutron and then slept for 3 days straight: ‘i didn’t- um what?’

- he skateboards in the city square with his floral print t-shirt and sunglasses and everyone thinks he’s so cool but. there are tears streaming down his face

- todoroki: ‘what’s this’ kirishima: ‘it’s an offical form. are you blood type A or B?’ todoroki: ‘yes’

- bakugou: ‘i’ll kill you!!!!’ todoroki: ‘please lmao’ bakugou softly: ‘…..oh my god?’

- kirishima: ‘no man i mean what’s your blood type’ todoroki: ‘like…officially or- or in roman numerals…like how do you…mean..’

- he owns 17 geckos and each one is named after a brand of toothpaste

- momo whispering: ‘why are you late?!’ todoroki: ‘colgate is missing’ momo: ‘i- what? what??!?!’

Midoriya Izuku came in first place at the first round of the sports festival WITHOUT EVEN USING HIS QUIRK!!! LIKE IIDA HAS A FUCKING SPEED QUIRK. Iida’s thing is literally that can run very fast but Midoriya Izuku not only beat Iida but also hundreds of other students without even using his quirk?!?!?!? 

Like who allowed this kid to be around mere mortals when he’s clearly an enlightened being with superior energy??? that’s why he was born quirkless tbh, cause the gods were like nah he’s too powerful but then All Might fucked it up and now the gods are quaking cause Midoriya’s coming for their necks. 

but then as if that’s not enough-this kid, THIS KID DECIDES-you know what, i’m content if i DIE at a HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS TOURNAMENT-time to permanently disfigure myself YOLO and proceeds to just break every finger?!?!?! BUT NOOOO HE’S NOT DONE-HE DOESN’T JUST BREAK THEM ONCE-HE BREAKS THEM TWICE!!! 

And mind you this is out of a desire to win a fuck fuck high school athletic competition (i can’t stress to y'all enough how not deep that was, why was the most low stakes arc the most stressful one). he breaks his bones just so he can help some kid he had ONE conversation with in a shady dark alley. Like he doesn’t know this kid!!! Literally who the fuck is Todoroki Shouto at this point besides one sad backstory but Midoriya-a God amongst mortals-is like nah he looked sad, lemme cheer him up by disfiguring myself :) 

Are we even surprised that he got no offers??? Like bitch if I was a pro-I’d be like nah that kid is a walking disaster. He’s clearly a god hiding in a human body that can’t contain his energy. Not about to piss off a god by accident.