doesn't bother me if it doesn't bother you

What ever would I do without you?

Your life would probably be significantly duller. And you’d go out with uglier guys because you don’t have me tell you that you look for more than just what’s on the inside. Whoever you go out with has to be hot-- you don’t want to settle for anything less.

Mmhm. 

Well, I must admit that there are few things a trip to McDonald’s can’t fix. Okay, okay, but I’m spending the night with you because I am terrible at hiding my drunk/hungover behavior from my parents. The last time I think they were onto me and I don’t need a lecture. 

Of course; you know you’re always welcome chez moi, and I’ll have your favorite guest bedroom made up for you-- just the way you like it. I’ll pick you up at your place at say, 9PM and we’ll head straight to Scandals from there. I’ll pay for the Lyft home so we can both drink to your weary little heart’s desire.

Alright, down boy. Vice captain? Nice try, we are co-captains. My broken heart doesn’t make me weak enough to admit to you being the head of the Warblers. Yeah, I’ve noticed he’s just fine. I’m sure Trent will be, too. 

You know, you take me to Scandals every break up and while it’s fun the night of- the next day I’m still sad just with a hangover. What makes you think it’ll be any different this time?

Yeah, sure, that’s what I said. 

We’re not going to kick him off entirely, Seb. He’s a good asset to the team. My personal life doesn’t have to seep into the Warblers…though it’ll be tough to face him. I really need to not date the boys at the school…this is the third time this has happened– second time it was a Warbler. Jeff and I are on decent terms but it’s still awkward.

No, not really. It was the “it’s not you, it’s me” speech, really. I didn’t get any good reason, though. Like I said, I thought things were going really well. I really liked him and I just…I don’t know. I’m sad about it.

Why not? By the by, you misspelled “ass” there. As in, “he’s an ass to the team”. Breaking the heart of the vice-captain-in-charge with a competition right around the corner is a pretty detrimental to the team. But yeah, it’s kind of hard to keep yourself in check with so many pretty preppy boys in this school... Jeff seems to be doing fine with his new plaything, anyway.

Trent, Sebastian. His name is Trent. Yeah, he did. He wasn’t always a bad guy…I mean..he’s not a bad guy. I just don’t understand what happened. Everything was going so well, I’m beginning to think I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Po-tay-to, po-tah-to. And you’re right, he’s not a bad guy-- he’s awful. He’s not even a good singer or dancer; it’s a wonder why we don’t just perpetually put him in the back row as to not expose his terribleness to the audience at performances. Or kick him off the Warblers entirely.