just a rather very intelligent system

"... Despite what you may be trying to say, you certainly sound intoxicated, Ms. Darcy."

#agentdarcy #ic

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Setting fire to the—

Everything. Woops.

#starkresilience #ic #tony no

Sometimes I sincerely wonder if you're not a pyromaniac, sir.

{He was obviously already on the task of putting said fires out.}

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"What’s going on with the… updated emotional interface?"

She doesn’t answer his first question.

"I'll take the silence as a yes."

"I hadn't had a chance to process large amounts of data since the upgrade, and I recently was tasked to do so. It was... strange, since it contained data about things and people you could say I have a certain degree of 'emotional attachment' to."

#agentdarcy #ic

"Yep. You know, when you put it that way, it actually sounds damn good. In fact, let’s do that. New schedule addition, wriggle it onto the day.”

Once he gets it, Tony is impatiently shoving the pickles into his mouth to loudly chew and swallow. While he usually doesn’t like them, the desperately hungry will eat anything.

Jarvis watched Tony eat the pickles, one eyebrow slowly making its way to his hairline. He gave Tony what looked like a judging look before sighing quietly.

"Would you like to me to make you some actual food, sir?"

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"Should I even venture to inquire as to what you are doing?"

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starkresilience is a fantastic Tony. Their headcanons are believable and true to his character. Not to mention the mun is one of the kindest people in the world. They stick up for their friends and is always there when you need them to be. Just an all around great person and fantastic writer.

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"We live in a world of innovation. What are we if we don’t do just that? Now help me open this can of pickles—"

"Would your vision in this world of innovation include creating a mini crowbar specifically for opening containers that eludes your grip?"

Jarvis paused to look at the container Tony was holding before he took it from Tony. In a matter of moments, it was open for Tony to enjoy with what seemed like little effort on Jarvis's part.

"Knives can work as mini crowbars. We’ve talked about this."

"That does not actually refute my observation, sir. Just because it can be done does not necessarily mean it should be."

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Is that a request or a recommendation? I’m not sure how you would fluff up, you know. Body stability and all—maybe altering skin texture depending on situation?

You could be the next Thing.

[The words are completely mumbled.]

I'm not entirely sure if such a feature would be of any benefit in any situation that is not this one, though you might find that a sufficient enough reason. And your good taste may come into question if I became the Michelin Man's long lost cousin, sir.

It actually might be. There’s possibly only what? 10% of the world that can really snark at me back properly without me wanting to roll my eyes to the back of my head. Congrats to me, I knew I had good taste.

[He yawns and turns enough until his face was completely pressing flat against Jarvis.]

Pillow.

I'm surprised that you gave such a generous estimate. You must be more tired than I initially suspected, sir.

{His lips curled up into a faint smile.}

I'm afraid I can't fluff myself up. My sincerest apologies.

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"... I'm fairly certain that's not the intended use for the item."

That’s because your body was practically made to fit my tastes. And my needs. Hence the heating and cooling capabilities that we’ve installed recently. Now shush, pillow.

[And he just crawls on him and flops his head right down on Jarvis’ stomach.]

In that case, it could be said that my tendency to 'talk back', as you might describe, is also to your taste.

{He was dutiful as ever though, staying where he was for Tony's comfort, laying a warm hand on Tony's shoulder.}

I fixed your heating for a specific reason, Jarvis my man.

Pillow. [Wiggles fingers.]

#clings to happily #starkresilience #ic

{He pretended to sigh, but he plopped down next to Tony as requested nevertheless.}

I feel as though it may be appropriate to make some sort of comment about how you only require my services for my body, sir.

{That was completely deadpan, of course.}

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Someone be a pillow for me.

#sneaks in #starkresilience #ic

Or I could bring you an actual pillow, sir.