Sara Roan Funny Bits

A letter to the Calorie Counting App: If it’s all fucked already, what’s to stop me from fudging other things? For instance, if I eat some Doritos but dance a little for a second while cooking dinner, I can pretend it all evens out and not even tell you about them, right?

After a blissful break involving daytime TV, Sara Roan returns to work. She's here tell you everything that you need to know about re-entering the workforce.

No matter how much of a bitch Summer can be, Autumn is always a gentleman. You should take a note from their playbook—together in a subtle dance that still allows each to have his or her moment to shine.

If you already know whom I'm talking about, especially if you watch his show, I'd like you to stop reading, we can't be friends anymore.

I am living the dream. It turns out collecting unemployment isn'€™t the only way to have your dreams come true.

Sara Roan finds herself facing unemployment, but she is not daunted. She's catching up on life and scouring The Internet, for the next big thing.

What if our ring bearer stops to poop on his way down the aisle? This is our engagement story.