(i should probably make one of these, shouldn't i?)
about me:
hi! i'm saran (they/them). i spend 99% of my free time writing, thinking about writing, making playlists for my writing, rotating my other obsessions in my head (currently jak & daxter; voiceplay; and motionless in white), and sometimes spewing those on my blog as well. this is my primary blog (i can barely keep up with this one, so a sideblog is not likely in the near future), so be aware that you'll see everything that spills out of my head/crosses my blog that i feel like sharing. if you're just here for the writing, that's cool, too! all of my original writing is tagged #my writing, and all longform works and snippets are tagged with their titles. i'm open to tag games, asks, and dms for anything and everything, even if you just need to talk đ
about the writing:
i both read and write most genres, but fantasy and speculative fiction are my favorite (with a heavy dose of monsters and the paranormal, whether the genre otherwise calls for it or not). i write both original fiction and fanfiction. my main characters tend to be queer, neurodiverse, disabled, or all of the above. i write with an adult audience in mind (my writing has a tendency to delve into heavy topics, including mental health issues and societal commentary, and several of my stories contain graphic violence), so while minors are welcome to follow, i would encourage you to self-curate your experience. i try to tag anything potentially triggering, but i am human and sometimes miss things; if you notice anything that you think needs a tag, please do let me know!
general taglist (ask to be added or removed): @innocentlymacabre
find all the links and tags for my work under the cut:
the WIPs:
Spark Signature (wip intro, tag)
Ten years after their best friend's disappearance, Vy'd almost given up on seeing Jules again. But now that he's come back, and with a plan to steal the Foundation for Magitechnical Advancement's most sinister assets, Vy knows they can't let him pursue his vendetta alone. But the interference of Vy's nosy RPG group-slash-found family forces Vy to choose; will they do what they know is right and help Jules infiltrate the Foundation, or will they keep their head down and try to keep their family safe from the inevitable fallout?
(high fantasy sci fi; LGBT+; cyberpunk; heist; thriller; original fiction)
Taglist (ask to be added or removed): @leah-yasmin-writes, @mymomsaysbobcipher, @ceph-the-ghost-writer, @mundanemoongirl
The Art of Empty Space (wip intro, tag)
Lienzo's search for a cure for his parent's condition entangles him in a years-old curse with an arcane beast at its heart. As he works to break the curse and free the city of Rookport, he finds an unexpected ally in the beast â and, perhaps, something more.
(subversive fairytale; paranormal romance; original fiction)
Taglist (ask to be added or removed): @notwritinganyflufftoday, @mymomsaysbobcipher
Dead Roots, Dark Water (wip intro, tag, Ao3)
After two years of genetic experiments at the hands of Haven City's Minister of Science leave him almost unrecognizable, Jak isn't as eager to go home as Daxter would have hoped. Daxter's rescue mission becomes a quest to undo the damage the dark eco experiments inflicted upon Jak's body and psyche â and the only one who can help them is Haven's most beloved public figure, who also happens to be Minister Acheron's twin sister.
(adventure; dark fantasy; dystopian; fanfiction - Jak & Daxter)
Taglist (ask to be added or removed): @sam-glade, @televisionjester, @surroundedbypearls, @rivenantiqnerd
the Short Stories:
A Haunted Home
A haunted house gets its latest in a long string of owners. Is it possible to have a QPR with a house? You're about to find out.
cw: implied past domestic abuse
Bodies
The Belltown Butcher takes a trophy from each of their victims. Ness survived, but not before the Butcher took their prize.
cw: referenced kidnapping, trauma, eye trauma
Loreley
A cartographical ship picks up a distress signal in the unexplored Groombridge 1618 system. Instead of the lost Kasandra, they find a seemingly-habitable planet.
I Am Alive
A group of friends breaks into the local haunted house for an All Hallow's Eve sĂŠance. It doesn't go as planned.
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Finlay looked out at the rain still hammering down outside. 'Is that why you're here?' he asked at length. 'Couldn't you sleep?'
Edwin followed his gaze. 'No,' he said softly. 'I couldn't.'
'Well, you're welcome in the tent any time,' Finlay joked, uneasy with the sudden quietness of him. 'The door's always open. Or it would be, if I had one.'
I'll leave it open tag!
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Yaâll might wanna grow some hyperaccumulators (such as sunflowers, oyster mushrooms, mustard greens, vetiver, etc) around your house and/or in your garden for a few years before you plant leafy vegetables so you donât end up consuming heavy metals.
If youâre uncertain, most state universities have soil testing labs that offer cheap, easily understood soil tests that can tell you for sure whether youâve got lead, arsenic, etc. in your soils.
searching for âuniversity extension soil test [your state]â will probably turn up helpful info!
This is a good thing to note, (also sunflowers are very pretty and easy to grow when youâre first learnign how to garden) but also searching â(nearest university) Extensionâ and â(your county) Extensionâ is GREAT because thereâs ALL KINDS of cool services out there if you want to get into growing your own food or helping the local enviornment or installing solar panels on your house or buying livestock or-
Thereâs a lot, itâs AWESOME, itâs usually stunningly low-cost and itâs veyr, very solarpunk so I encourage all of you to take a gander at the programs offered.
The Cooperative Extension System is run in each state by the stateâs land grant university/ies (which might not be the ones you think, in NY itâs Cornell rather than any of the SUNYs): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooperative_State_Research,_Education,_and_Extension_Service#Cooperative_Extension_System
Itâs also where all 4H programs are based!
Some also offer classes! Theyâre taxpayer funded, so that means the wealthy ones can offer tons of resources. If you canât find much going on in your state, nearby states may also have excellent info that can apply to your area. Some of the famous heavyweights are Cornell / New York and UC Davis / California, tons of research, plant breeding programs, and all around useful info coming outta those places.
As a botanist Iâm contractually obligated to add this any time I see posts about phytoremediationâif you do this you CANNOT let the sunflowers/msuhrooms/etc decompose back into your garden. You cannot add them to your compost pile. That just puts the heavy metals right back into your soil!!!! You need to bag them up and dispose of them elsewhereâtraditional landfill waste is probably going to be easiest for most people.
These plants ACCUMULATE metals. They do NOT break them down. Youâre pulling them up from the ground and storing them in the plant tissue, so, donât consume or compost that tissue afterwards.Â
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these are different things btw. actual adaptability means not dealing with being miserable long term. and being constantly mildly annoyed/frustrated with a situation but being âable to deal with itâ counts as ambient misery. btw.
let this be your sign to make your life just a little more livable. get a dollar store trash can for your bedside so Cup Cityâs invasion plans fall through. block a tag or post that makes you grind your teeth every time you see it. get some grip pads so your bed stops sliding across the hardwood a little bit every time you get in it. tell that person you need a little more support. if you get annoyed at a situation more than a couple times, change it. donât be content with being miserable.
a few people reblogged my original post without the further commentary w tags like this, so i'd like to clarify.
ADAPTABILITY IS recognizing that the situation you have found yourself in is making you miserable in some way and changing something, internally or externally, in order to make it tenable. changes, depending on the situation, may include but are not limited to:
looking at something ultimately harmless but frustrating to you from a different perspective and shifting your outlook towards it accordingly. for example, sometimes annoying but harmless behaviors from loved ones are genuinely how they show care and thoughtfulness, and recognizing that can genuinely make them no longer frustrating. it sounds stupid but it's true. (obviously there's nuance here, but this post isn't about that)
recognizing bodily pain from the situation and taking preventative measures in the future so that it doesn't get worse, i.e. wearing a wrist brace when drawing if you've recognized that drawing is beginning to hurt your hand, or wearing a knee brace if you work a very labor-intensive job and are experiencing knee pain
recognizing a current organizational system is no longer working in your favor and either changing the problem elements of it or finding a new one. sticking with one that doesn't work any more in the hopes that it just randomly will again is only gonna leave you in limbo, embrace the pivot.
as said in my commentary, blocking a tag or user of a website that annoys you rather than stewing in frustration every time you see them. you're on the internet to have fun, there's literally no point in letting your limited free time in this world suck when you can make it so it doesn't.
recognizing a minor annoyance your partner or friend is causing and working around this so that it is no longer a concern. key word MINOR. for example, if you're annoyed they never put the toaster back to the right setting and you keep burning your toast because of it, it's going to be better for both of you if you just realize that that's always going to happen and just double check the setting yourself before trying to make toast. (again, nuance, but this post isn't about that)
recognizing your own shortcomings as a singular person and the benefits of being a social animal and asking for outside assistance. adaptability sometimes means knowing when you can't do it by yourself. yes, really.
ADAPTABILITY IS NOT just fucking grinning and bearing it. something that is harming you actively breaks you down over time. an animal in a new environment is not adapting to that environment if it's still hurting them. either they change so that it can't hurt them any more, or they change the environment around them to suit them.
if you are able to adapt to something, you should be, baseline, comfortable with it at the end of the day. not "kinda frustrated but it's fine", not "upset but it is what it is" - you should be comfortable.
if you are living in ambient misery instead, that is not adaptability, that is tolerance, and eventually that tolerance is going to meet its threshold and you are going to crack.
There used to be a lot of activities that took place around a populated area like a village or town, which you would encounter before you reached the town itself. Most of those crafts have either been eliminated in the developed world or now take place out of view on private land, and so modern authors don't think of them when creating fantasy worlds or writing historical fiction. I think that sprinkling those in could both enrich the worlds you're writing in and, potentially, add useful plot devices.
For example, your travelers might know that they're near civilization when they start finding trees in the woods that have been tapped, for pitch or for sap. They might find a forester's trap line and trace it back to his hut to get medical care. Maybe they retrace the passage of a peasant and his pig out hunting for truffles. If they're coming along a coast, maybe your travelers come across the pools where sea water is dried down to salt, or the furnaces where bog iron ore is smelted.
Maybe they see a column of smoke and follow it to the house-sized kilns of a potter's yard where men work making bricks or roof tiles. From miles away they could smell the unmistakeable odor of pine sap being rendered down into pitch, and follow that to a village. Or they hear the flute playing of a shepherd boy whiling away the hours in the high pasture.
They could find the clearing where the charcoal burners recently broke down an earth kiln, and follow the hoof prints and drag marks of their horse and sledge as they hauled the charcoal back to civilization. Or follow the sound of metal on stone to a quarry or gravel pit. Maybe they know they're nearly to town when they come across a clay bank with signs of recent clay gathering.
Of course around every town and city there will be farms, more densely packed the closer you are. But don't just think of fields of grains or vegetables. Think of managed woodlands, like maybe trees coppiced-- cut and then regrown--to customize the shape or size of the branches. Cows being grazed in a communal green. Waiting as a huge flock of ducks is driven across the road. Orchards in bloom.
If they're approaching by road, there will be things best done out of town. The threshing floor where grain is beaten with flails or run through crushing wheels to separate the grain from its casing, and then winnowed, using the wind to carry away the chaff. Laundresses working in the river, their linens bleaching on the grass at the drying yard. The stench of the tanners, barred from town for stinking so badly. The rushing wheel-race and great creaking wheel of the flour mill.
If it's a larger town, there might be a livestock market outside the gates, with goats milling in woven willow pens or chickens in wooden cages. Or a line of horses for the wealthier buyer or your desperate travelers. There might be a red light district, escaping the regulations of the city proper, or plain old slums. More industrial yards, like the yards where fabric is dyed (these might also smell quite bad, like rotting plant material, or urine).
There are so many things that preindustrial people did and would find familiar that we just don't know about now. So much of life was lived out in the open for anyone to see. Make your world busy and loud and colorful!
The coppice and pollard systems are one of my favorite pre-modern things, it's just so visually unique and sensible, but most people haven't heard about it.
When you coppice, you cut the tree close to the ground, so only the trunk is left, then the tree puts out fairly straight shoots that are great for firewood. They would typically have these trees harvested on rotation so new trees would be ready every year.
This is a coppiced tree:
When you pollard, you cut the tree to the trunk, but higher, and let the branches grow for longer. They'll be be nice and straight (depending on species) with fewer knots, and suitable to various crafts without much need to work the wood. Sadly seems to be etymologically unrelated to "pole", though the branches from these trees were used to make poles. Part of why you do this instead of coppicing is that the shoots are out of reach of animals.
This is a pollarded tree:
It's very likely that you'd see something like this as a sign of civilization as you came toward a town or village, depending on the species of tree that they have available, though note that this is something you do when you have a timeline of many years, rather than something you set up for the year after.
Also! Itâs not just firewood you get from coppice (although that is a useful way of having a sustainable supply). (Also, if it was going to end up burned, it was just as likely to be used in charcoal production, which was necessary for metalwork, and other high-heat processes.)
It gives you the withies for wattle and daub and fencing, basket making(which was really important - like a lot of stuff would have been wickerwork in the past, including things like furniture and fish traps), the hurdles for thatching, supports for agricultural use, poles for fencing and housing, the wood for furniture, materials for tool handles, and household items (wooden spoons, buckets, barrels). Ash gave you the shafts for arrows, and oak was used for the timbers for ships!
Also, historically, metal and fabric were expensive and a high energy things to produce - whereas wood was renewable, easily workable, and came pre-made*. As such, a lot more of the world was made of wood - buckets, machinery, etc (Have you ever seen a hazel lathe? So fucking cool.) Even things like whisks or washing up tools were often made of wood. And while a small remote, community might just be able to cut down a tree when they need wood - for a larger population, your source needs to be renewable.
Hence the coppice. (And the pollarding.)
* Also, I know wood working takes a lot of work - historically, everything took a lot of work - but weaving the seat of a chair from hazel switches or willow withies is a lot lower intensity than the carding/spinning/weaving to make one out of fabric, OR carving one out of solid wood.
tagged by @oh-no-another-idea, thank you! playing fast and loose with the notion of a line but i. can do what i want :p
anyway, hereâs some claws bits and pieces
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A line with a musical instrument
The swarming spiders form shapes around them. What could be facesâwhat could be a face very like Vivienâs only sharper, meaner, deader. Thudding upstairs; the rhythmic thump and squeak of a bed under strain, the muffled chug of heavy electric guitars. Distorted, incomprehensible shouting: anger, disgust, and then footsteps and wailing and under it all, constant and inescapable, a steady, hungry hiss.
A line where someone is writing
He pays enough attention to take a few notes. There are slides he can look at laterâor maybe get a repeat of the entire lecture in private, sup the knowledge directly from Rainierâs mouth.
A line with a pet
At last he approaches the largest tankâBitsyâs tank. Sheâs larger than any of the other tarantulas in Rainierâs collection; larger, Vivien thinks, as she emerges from her burrow to greet him, than her species normally gets. Her diagonal leg span is definitely more than five inches. The namesake neon blue of her legs is so bright it almost glows in the dim light of the room, and the small cluster of her eyes glitters like black diamonds.
A line about a fight
A fight. They fought. Why? Youâre not supposed to fight if youâre in love.
A line featuring the stars
Vivienâs eyes are a pulling abyss. Who has eyes like that, like the space between the stars, like bottomless pits of ichor?
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Genuinely dislike seeing cinemasins-like lists of "if you're writing x in your story you're doing it wrong"
As someone who is trying to silence the perfectionist in my brain this 'advice' is NOT helpful and I'm tired of seeing it on my dash.
In my humble opinion, you can write anything you want, no ifs or buts.
If you want to publish, then sure some advice can certainly be useful. But for the people making those lists, framing your own advice as the end all be all for all writers, kinda sucks and I genuinely don't know why they do it.
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What if the children go to schools unafraid of tear gas and bullets?
What if the birds come back, and the bees are healed, and every species moves from endangered, to threatened, to thriving?
What if the rainforest ADVANCES?
What if every parking lot had solar panels? What if every structure had solar panels? What if we built climbing gyms and terraced gardens in the skeletons of old coal power plants?
What if you baked your neighbor bread, and they shared their home-grown blackberries?
What if every person who needed a home, had one? What if every person who needed healing was healed?
What if every body was treasured for what it was, not what it should be?
What if every trans child's parents attended their graduation, their wedding, their new-name-day?
What if every warehouse became a closed-circle repair station? Goods flowing out, and back, and out again? What if landfills started to SHRINK?
What if the water and air were clean? What if there was enough public transit that the cars dwindled, leaving the streets safe for kids on bikes, evening deer, midnight cats and foxes?
The condors are back. The whales are saved. The sea turtles are no longer endangered. The cranes are back. The bees are recovering. The air in LA and Tokyo and London is clean again. The aquifers in the LA Basin are refilling.
Children are kinder than previous generations. Parents are stopping the abuse cycle. Being trans and queer is more acceptable than ever on a ground level.
It's hard to see if you're young, if you don't know how to step back from social media and the news. But remember--bad news sells, and the algorithm knows despair keeps you scrolling. It's a skewed lens.
We are fighting and we are winning against this adminstration's bullying. We are coming together against the bullies and they are running away scared because they don't understand that we will do that.
People are working hard every day to find ways to make sure fewer animals get hit by cars and planes and rockets.
Maker spaces are more common than ever. Solar and wind are more common than ever. Coal plants are shutting down every day.
Unprecedented numbers of acres are being bought back or given back to their rightful stewards, and the world heals because of it. People are working hard every day to learn how to help a forest recover faster.
We are not at zero. We are at decades of effort to heal the world. We've come SO far.
In 1982 there were only 22 California Condors left in the world. In 1992, when the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS), with its public and private partners, began reintroducing captive-bred condors to the wild. In 2001 the first wild nesting occurred in Grand Canyon National Park since re-introduction. In 2002 there were only 8 pairs of wild nesting birds population-wide. In 2008, for the first time since the program began, more California condors were flying free in the wild than in captivity. Today there are nearly 500 â more than half of them flying free in Arizona, Utah, California, and Baja Mexico.
When I was born, there were no condors in the wild. I'm 37 now, and there are over 250 condors flying free.
When my mom was born in 1955, there were days when she wasn't allowed to go outside to play, because of the air pollution. When I was born, that never happened anymore.
When I was born, humpback whales were critically endangered, and people thought they were going to go extinct. Today, they've recovered to exceed their recorded numbers. Other whales too!
We fixed it.
We CAN fix it and we ARE fixing it and we DID fix it.
I'll leave it open tag!
New words are: front, force, flight, fright, and flee!
Advance:
He took another piece of coal and held it out on his palm. The dragon hesitated. Then it came forwards and took the coal, its muzzle warm against Edwin's skin. All mechanistry was warm, by virtue of the steam engine that kept them running, but this dragon was so startlingly advanced that he could almost have believed it was simply the body heat of a living, breathing being.
Ankle foot:
The equine head tipped forwards, peering down at the coal, illuminating it with the yellow glow from its light bulb eyes. It stepped forwards, a long leg appearing from the bushes, made of steel and hydraulic pistons. It was articulated at the knee, and the foot sported long steel claws.
Admit:
'I believe she suspects,' Edwin admitted, his humour failing. 'For better or for worse, Lord only knows.'
Admire:
'You're not capable of giving half of your heart to anything. You're all in or you're not at the table. It's an admirable thing.'
Approve disapprove:
It was a long walk, alone and with his clothes still faintly damp from the previous night. His trousers were muddied at the hems, and he had been forced to fasten his jacket more tightly than he liked: his shirt was covered in creases. He could already imagine the disapproval on his maid's face when she saw the state of him.
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The orchid still wasn't perfect. It wasn't going to be. Jak satisfied himself with one final adjustmentâmade himself be satisfiedâand shut the book over it.
He dropped the tweezers onto the cover, shook out his cramping hand. âI'll call Aria,â he signed stiffly. âI'll go out with them next time.â Of course she hadn't called him firstâhe'd spent weeks in that hospital. Even after he'd recoveredâafter that excruciating period of being too weak to heal himself, of having to rely on others until his eco adjusted to its new patterns, his new shapeâit'd taken ages for him to relearn how to walk. He hadn't been able to do anything.
But that was a month ago. He was better, now. If anything, he was stronger than he'd been before. âI'm good for it. I can help.â He could finally help.
At this, Daxter didn't smile. His eyes didn't light up, he didn't leap to his feet. A series of expressions flitted across his face, shifting like light on water, particles too small and quick for Jak to parse. Then he sighed. When he got up, it was slowly, one piece of him at a time.
âC'mon,â he said, hiking his pack up to his slumped shoulders. âI got us lunch, and a primo spot to enjoy it.â With that, he struck off towards the forest's edge. Jak hesitated a moment, slipped his book back into his bag, and followed.
Daxter wasn't going to say it. Maybe he couldn't.
That was okay. He didn't have to.
They'd both seen it: the way people flinched away when he passed them on the street, how conversation stopped the moment he entered a room. How he still didn't know when or where the reclamation and reconstruction teams had meetings, or when the scout parties were going out.
He couldn't be too upset about it. Haven wasn't really their home, anywayâit was never going to be, even if they had saved it. Its citizens didn't owe Jak anythingânot payment or praise or acceptance. Even if he had been ready to die for them.
Maybe it would have been better if he hadâ
He swatted the thought away before it could form.
He'd never wanted to be a hero. But he hadn't wanted this, either.
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It's that time of year, let's go over how to maintain your leather boots and shoes to last until your feet fall off.
Your leather footwear does not have an infinite shelf life. It requires conditioning in addition to stuff like heel and sole replacement. I'm gonna go over the easiest way to take care of them and ensure you get your money's worth out of those spency boots you bought.
Remember: Take care of your shoes, and they'll take care of you!
Tools you will need
Shoe brush (easy to find at any shoe repair place or online)
Applicator sponge (i prefer the things they use to apply car wax, look for "wax sponge"):
Lint-free cotton rag (polish rags are perfect of course, buy a few extra, having dry clean ones handy is important):
Conditioners to use
Depending on whether you get your boots wet or not, you should choose the appropriate conditioner. Whenever you apply conditioner to your boots they will darken until they dry. However, over repeated conditioning they will take on a darker tone.
This actually looks really nice, and adds character to the footwear that you only get from years of breaking in, but just be aware that this will happen. If you have particularly light leather you don't want this to happen to then you're just going to have to condition sparingly and polish more.
Mink oil (this waterproofs and conditions, use this for leather footwear you plan on getting wet. I actually use this even for stuff I don't plan on getting wet because I like what it does to leather over time):
Leather honey (this does not waterproof, and it is the only non-waterproofing conditioner I recommend so stick with this brand. You can also use it for any other leather item you own):
DO NOT use seals or sprays on leather
Waterproof sprays/seals can work for suede but never ever use it on leather. You will ruin your footwear over time. Leather needs to breathe and dry out when it absorbs sweat and moisture. Creating a waterproof seal is not what you want.
How to condition your footwear:
This is pretty straightforward and easy! Only condition dry, clean footwear. Let wet stuff dry AWAY from heat sources.
Use the shoe brush to brush off any dirt/dust so you're starting with a clean surface. Try to clean out any lint or grime that gets caught in crevices like where the tongue starts
Dab a bit of conditioner on the applicator sponge, like a dime-sized amount.
Put bits of the conditioner on the sponge in a few spots around the shoe by dabbing it on the toe, sides, back, etc. Doing this first will make it a more even application
Use the sponge to work in the conditioner to the shoe in circular motions. If you need more, add more to the sponge a tiny smidge at a time. Don't go overboard.
Once you have it mostly done, use your finger (wear gloves if you want) to work conditioner into the crevices the sponge can't reach. The areas around the tongue and the eyelets (for the laces) experience a lot of wear and stress and you do not want to dry those out!
Wipe any excess clumps off with a clean polish rag. Let dry for at least 6 hours
That's it! Same process if you waterproofed them or not. Simple as. And you just gave your trusty leather footwear a spa treatment they'll love you for.
How often do I do this?
The answer, unfortunately, is "as often as needed". Excessive conditioning is bad. So you need to condition based on frequency of wear and the weather. The more you wear your footwear in shitty conditions, the more often they'll need to be conditioned.
I usually condition everything at least once a year before winter kicks in. Then, it's a matter of just checking the footwear occasionally. Is it starting to feel a little rough and dried out? Then it's time to condition. Does it feel like soft, supple leather? Then it's fine.
Danger Zone
These are sins against leather shoes and boots that cannot be forgiven
NEVER DRY YOUR LEATHER WITH HEAT
Sticking your wet boots by the radiator or vent seems like a logical idea to dry them out faster, but prolonged exposure to heat like this ruins leather. Use a towel to dry any excess moisture, then ley them air dry at room temp.
NEVER LET YOUR LEATHER STAY SALTY
In some places they use rock salt/other salts to melt ice during the winter. So many times I've seen someone's salt-encrusted winter footwear and I've felt the pain those poor soles (ha) are feeling. Salt dries out leather! It's a drying agent!
If you get salty slush water on your boots or shoes, as soon as you get home mix up 1 part distilled white vinegar with 5 parts water. Use a paper towel to apply this solution to the affected parts. Then wipe down again with a damp towel with just water, and let dry. This neutralizes the salt and gets it off. Too high a concentration of vinegar is bad, though.
NEVER WEAR YOUR HEELS AND SOLES OUT
Check the bottoms of your footwear regularly. Are the treads faded? Does the heel look like a doorstop? Take em in to be repaired. And by repaired I mean soles and heels replaced. If you have a shoe place that just glues a new plastic sole over the existing sole, you no longer have a shoe place. Find a good cobbler, it's gonna take research. If you're in New York, I know a guy. Never going to anyone else until he croaks. I love you Cesar.
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