Love isn't what you feel, it's what you do

When mom says dinner is ready

I am a pirate. You are a princess. We could sail the seven seas. ♪♫ #CaptainSwan

boss: you’re fired

Life is far too short to take seriously.

Nick and Judy go to Disneyland.

early 2000s girl-pop version of Elvis Presley at the end

Michaela DePrince 

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later

Nothing about us without us.  Image description: [pale purple and yellow background with dark text] This April, don’t support an organization that harms autistic people. [crossed out logo for Autism Speaks] Support one built by autistic people, for autistic people. [logos for the Autistic Self Advocacy Network and the Autism Women’s Network]

“The system couldn’t be changed?!” So at this gym only MEN can be doctors. Omega level fuckery.

Life’s a little bit messy. We all make mistakes. No matter what type of animal you are, change starts with you.