Wtf

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Make his dick hard not his life

Break her bed not her heart

play with her boobs not her feelings

Get on his dick not his nerves.

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

the hero we didn’t ask for, but truly deserve.

People will never be satisfied… So you should do whatever makes you happy. Wear whatever you want and however much of it you want.

It’s kinda sad how children automatically label themselves as “dumb” when they can’t do or understand MATH… Seeing how the world puts so much emphasis on MATH, nobody gets credit when they’re amazing at writing, or music, or ART… Because the only thing that really matters is the fucking quadratic formula, right?

I find it terribly tragic that the world has no love for the arts unless fame comes into the equation.

what a beautiful wedding

said a bridesmaid to a waiter

yes but what a shame

the poor grooms bride is a llama

me

I literally don’t speak spanish but this was a wild trip

I’m so confused and disturbed and disgusted. What just happened here?

Cat heaven

THIS IS WHAT I ASPIRE TO HAVE MY HOUSE TO BE.

Future house