fake wings of fire fan

Sundew: What? What's wrong? Are you hungry? Are you cold? DID SOMEONE LOOK AT YOU WEIRD? DID THEY MAKE YOU FEEL SAD?? I'LL KILL THEM! I'LL RIP THEM LIMB FROM LIMB! I'll-!!!

Bumblebee: Snudoo snuggle buggles???

Sundew: ....

Sundew: ...is anyone watching?

Bumblebee: ? *shakes head*

Sundew: then we can do snuggle buggles for FIVE minutes

Bumblebee: HEEEEEEE~!

Sundew: SHH SHHHH five QUIET minutes!!

-One Hour Later-

Cricket: ... you're right. We need to get her to stop calling you "Snudoo".

Sundew: shut up

Cricket: Would "daddy" or "mommy" Sundew work better?

Sundew: the moment this sleeping dragonet gets OFF me you are a DEAD hivewing

Cricket: And then you'd be an only parent, daddy snudoo.

Nettle: He is though

Sundew: oh THAT'S IT. IM CONFISCATING YOUR BROTHER

Nettle: You can't do that!

Sundew: didn't you just kill a guy

Willow: .... can't we all be nice to each other, starting right now?

Sundew: you IMPALED him

Willow: Well he wasn't being very nice.

Willow: Be emotionally stable?

Sundew: If this goes on much longer, I am going to KILL Nettle

Sundew getting named after a deadly plant she hardly looks anything like because Belladonna only cared about how she could use her daughter as a war weapon: Ow

Mandrake also only getting named after a deadly plant because of his strong leafspeak: I Don't Like It

Cobra Lily getting her name for her pretty looks, and turning out to be elegantly deadly purely by chance: Ah Good That's Better

Cricket: Eee.

Blue: Eee...

Swordtail: Eee!

Bumblebee: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Willow: The eees have it ~

Bumblebee: Eee pow eee pow EEE POW EEEEEEE POWWW!!!!

Sundew, snuggling Willow: cricket. your baby's awake

Sundew: OBJECTION.

Queen Hazel: That’s not how it- sigh- Yes, Sundew?

Sundew: I have a problem with the minutes Cricket wrote down.

Cricket: Oh no, did I miss something?

Sundew: You got something WRONG.

Willow: I just read through them and they looked fine?

Sundew: They are not fine- Look at this!

Cricket: … Hazel calls for a vote on the new agricultural plan, Sundew mumbles “Sure yeah kill maim death whatever” while continuing to stare straight at Willow…

Sundew: LIES AND SLANDER.

Cricket: But you were staring?

Willow: Can confirm, you were staring. I was staring too.

Queen Hazel: Like usual.

Sundew: NOT THAT PART! THE OTHER PART!

Cricket: Which part?

Sundew: STRAIGHT. I was not staring STRAIGHT at Willow, I’m never ANY kind of STRAIGHT around Willow! I was staring at her GAY!

Willow: oh…

Queen Hazel: Sweet trees.

Sundew: FIX IT.

Cricket: Um, you know I only meant it literally. I’ve never once thought you were-

Sundew: FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT!

Cricket: Right! Sorry!

Sundew: I swear, we might all STARVE TO DEATH a year from now because of this STUPID, NEW agricultural plan, but at least history will remember that I LOVED MY GIRLFRIEND.

Queen Hazel: Great. All in favor of ending the meeting say aye.

Willow: Wait.

Queen Hazel: What?

Willow: Cricket, are you still taking notes?

Cricket: Yes?

Willow: Good. I love you too, Sundew~

Cricket: Awww!

Queen Hazel: I hate my job.

Willow: You haven’t moved in two hours because a baby Hivewing is napping on your snout