The Tides of Fate are Flowing

HELLO??????????????????

red mackerel tabby

for context, scientists have know about these mfs for like a HUNDRED YEARS but only now have they actually seen one ALIVE !!

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

hey man. i didn't see you at the ambient red lighting and horse store. you ok man?

This is the kind of post that is baffling until you see the next post and it’s a store with a horse in it but everything’s red. except. there is no second post

Just girls being girls

Why are the diet ones the only ones that bounce before exploding?

The video didn’t load at first so I thought you were talking about literal girls exploding and asking why the skinny ones bounced

I just wanna say the original is like a thousand times funnier than all the edgy sex joke versions. Some of us are just autistic about reptile phylogeny, bitch.

oh this is the original?

yeah okay ill reblog that