we don’t talk enough about teenage Kevin looking at Jeremy‘s pictures in magazines

The miscommunication in Heated Rivalry is because they're living in different romance types to begin with:

outside of the obvious reasons why the hollanov relationship reveal must be crazy to shane’s parents, it’s gotta be wild to them that their shy, awkward kid is dating the league slut. their kid, who cannot even say the word “sex” without blushing, has been fucking a man whose sexual reputation is a topic of conversation. for a decade. they are in fact on a sexcation together. if you want to see them, you need to text them that you’re on your way there, because even if they know you’re coming in advance, they cannot keep their hands off of each other long enough to properly keep track of time. david hollander sees things start to heat up between them and knows instantly that they have probably fucked against every window in that extremely glass house.

I am very endeared by the cute little animation tumblr gave us for when you like posts that are tagged with #hollanov

Ilya: I could marry Svetlana to get American citizenship

Normally Shane doesn't meet Ilya's eyes during their face-offs.

what shane says: im gay