Bruh

im a plastic surgeon now, let me turn you into the demons I saw in my dreams

what if i am already the demon you saw in your sleep

Late to work? Tell 'em you were simply buffering. Missed your child's birthday party? Lag.

Missed christmas? Fuck you

Gen z kids be like “hmmm today I will listen to Jack Stauber - Buttercup”

Some of you sound so surprised I know this like I predicted your future and told you how you die.

i thought ph as in the scientific ph but then i realised it meant photographer

They said ON earth tho so

OH Jupiter

JUPITER IS GOD

That Christmas fucker came down the chinney and gave me coals ??? I'm going to become a WORSE and even more SPITEFUL person because of this

This is a gentle reminder to exit my dash from the left and never return.

Yo shout out to people who parry

everyone understood this apart from me, who thought it said ‘shout out to perry’

I wonder what vibes I give off to you people

electricity, you’re pikachu, ONLY ELECTRICITY

this is exactly threat energy

Heyy synth boys and girls I'm looking to sell my moog grandmother!!! If you're interested PM FRIENDS !!!!!!

It's not an actual grandmother, you'll have to look elsewhere for that kinda stuff

Breaking news: buyers have dropped to zero after this clarification

Heyy synth boys and girls I'm looking to sell my moog grandmother!!! If you're interested PM FRIENDS !!!!!!

I’ve known of this synth for a while but didn’t read the Moog bit, if you are interested, I am willing to go through with the purchase of your grandmother.