Sans undertale

Today we be humpin Today we be fuckin Today we be hoppin in the Ford and truckin Today we be at it Today we be hoppin in the Ford and truckin Today we be hoppin in the Ford and truckin Today we be hoppin in the Ford and truckin Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, oh, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go There is not a single person in the world who is as angry as me in these matters. I am not looking for a peace treaty, I am not looking for an apology for the atrocities I committed, I am not going to be satisfied with some watered down agreement.

Sans pushes you down on the bed.  And the way that he is standing in front of you shows it's not a normal fucking situation.  Maybe you could call it a bad scene from a good film. He turns around.  "Where's the fucker I told you where the fucker?" You try to pull one of the buttons and fail. You try to push one of the buttons. You try to push one of the buttons in random directions. It all goes wrong.  You try to put it back. It doesn't work. You try to put it on the table. It doesn't work. You try to put it back but it doesn't work. It's impossible.  You see yourself on the screen.  You see yourself in a movie.  And in the movie, you look exactly like you did in the real world... except that now a bunch of things are different.  You're a virgin, so you aren't wearing panties and now there's a penis on the screen behind you. 

Just fuck of ok?

Jevil fucks 1000000000996745747664500 more bitch than I do

If anyone of you know Sharon tell her to give me back my copy of Billy Madison on DVD

Stop asking me if I fucked your mom ok? Unless your mom’s name is Sharon W. and she drives the tastykake delivery truck and I don’t even know if she had kids I don;t give a shti

God damn he made another one? I can’t do this again

Oh my god I just pissed on my self..