Barkimedes

FUUCCCKKKIM DOWN BAAADDD

HEHE ofc!! Very Sandbag pilled right now so :3

Will always be the most gentle with its partner, it knows it's very strong and doesn't want to hurt it's partner!!

Yknow the thing of people exercising and including their partner? Like doing push-ups with their partner on their back? Yeah Sandbag does that all the time

^ it will do push-ups with his partner on his back, sit ups where every time he comes up he gives his partner a kiss, you name it

Not much for fancy, so he likes to take his partner out on picnics or stay in for date nights!!

Beach dates, so many beach dates!!

It WILL infodump to its partner about sharks and would LOVE to be infodumped to

Would rather his partner not see him during...work, but if they did come, it would only make it want to win more

Tends to have aches and pains a lot, but it's learned to live with them since it can't exactly go to the doctor and tell them why

Has definitely had concussions and broken ribs before that he never got help for

Has the most calloused hands ever but he tries to take care of his hands

One of thee BEST cooks

Breakfast in bed? YES.

It doesn't sleep very easily, so it needs a good amount melatonin to sleep well

When it does sleep well, it sleeps like a ROCK

Has worked a ton of odd jobs before, so it's pretty handy