what are you, a cop

“Ram yes.”

trying to do school work and such today, but expect at least one ask posted later! i’ll probably be switching to one a day from here on out too)

"I stop pedestrians wandering in, prevent things getting out of hand inside, mundane stuff... usually I patrol the halls out front, but I’m about to clock out, so.”

If you’re trying to implicate me for either incident, you’d be wrong- I had hardly anything to do with it, and they were far from unique cases. dozens of bugs have died here and dozens more are likely yet to do so- I could lose my life just as easily, especially considering my most recent field of study. If you get too involved with things here, you should be prepared to die here too, especially if it has anything to do with the Master. eugh.

“oh hush you are.”

“At least they can’t make you clean it up this time?”

right in front of my eyes! fascinating event really. would’ve loved to see the results of that experiment, but some things just don’t work out I suppose. i don’t know what it is with my staff and dying, but it’s starting to become a problem, especially considering more recent developments.

unfortunately, despite being utterly useless, this paperwork still has deadlines and such, so i really must pass up this chance to demonstrate. what i wouldn’t give for another assistant...

it wasn’t even a good one, and still all this paperwork... who gives a damn about ‘incident report’ forms anyway? we don’t even have a department to process these things.

(yeah probably)