Too Many People

it's such a shame that use of the phrase "poor little meow meow" has largely died out and that it did not live to see armand in this season of tvl/iwtv. because, well...

armand in ohio: Hey guys when you say AA is for the alcoholics and the addicts can you include me in that as well? The alcoholics, the addicts, and Armand if it's not too much trouble thanks guys

you're in his dms? well, i make everyone around him disappear, like the rapture has come, and he feels me, we are not the same

really intrigued by how daniel's book is described as a "bodice ripper" and "steamy beach read" like do we think he took the time to write out some loustat smut scenes or are the passages describing french bengali smokeshow armand just so unwittingly and undeniably horny that you can practically feel the writer's sweat through the pages

what if you were a BROKE waitress with CRIMINAL records in DIFFERENT countries and there are RATS falling off of the ceiling of your SHITTY apartment and a BILLIONAIRE who turns out to be a VAMPIRE stalks you but he is GAY so he doesnt wanna FUCK you instead he wants you to ROLEPLAY as the DEAD girl who used to be his DAUGHTER SISTER