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ssaunitchief

criminal minds incorrect quotes

fuckyesreid

Strauss: Would you say you're independent?

Spencer: [looks at Hotch]

Hotch: [nods]

Spencer: I'd say so, yes.

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likeashot

SO TRUE OMG HAHAAHAH

March 2020 we vibin

life-of-fandoms722

Oh god it’s like one of those really random ships like Dobby and the sorting hat 😂😂

@consultingskeletondetective

@brandonandmeera

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Hufflepuff: Wait, what was that noise?

Ravenclaw: Maybe it’s a serial killer hiding out in our house waiting to murder us.

Gryffindor: Maybe that’s who stole my peanut M&Ms.

Slytherin: No, that was me.

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Ophelia: babe come over

Hamlet: I can’t I’m hiding a body

Ophelia: my dad isn’t home

Hamlet: I know

valtsv

from now on my blog focus is going to be niche memes about and aimed at the prince of egypt (1998)

valtsv

moses when he leaves egypt and flees into the desert:

valtsv

moses returning to egypt:

valtsv

ramses: you can’t persuade me to let your people go

moses:

valtsv

ramses: i’ll never let your people go

moses:

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bloodbending

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

laughingfish

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

samsrandomshit

i just stumbled upon EXO, stan tumblr help ya girl out i wanna know everything

what are their names?? what are their instagrams?? which songs do i listen to first?? jfc i love them already

samsrandomshit

follow up question who’s THAT

#exo #exo k #love shot #kpop

i just stumbled upon EXO, stan tumblr help ya girl out i wanna know everything

what are their names?? what are their instagrams?? which songs do i listen to first?? jfc i love them already

#exo #kpop #exo k #love shot

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here’s a wallpaper - this pic was originally peta’s, i photoshopped their logo out of it cause they’re trash

#vegan

eintsein

A Small Guide to Journaling by Eintsein

Something you may or may not know about be is that I journal. However, only recently have I gotten the hang of it and stayed loyal to the habit of journaling. Here are some tips and tricks on how you can journal successfully. Hope you like it :)

purplebuddhaquotes

Don’t do something permanently stupid just because you’re temporarily upset.

Unknown (via purplebuddhaquotes)

adrenaline

by Gian Lorenzo Bernini

starryeyeddreamergirl

Types of People (days of the week)

Monday - Espresso beans, deadlines, dozing, faulty alarm clocks, half-filled journals, chewed up pencils, talks about going to the gym but never does, always running late, untidy desk space, effortless messy-hair

Tuesday - Next door neighbor, mysterious smiles, faded denim jacket, well-worn Converse, likes to laugh, Polaroids, nostalgia, black coffee, whispered secrets, slightly moody, observes and notices everything

Wednesday - Bright colors, vibrant laughter, inside jokes, open book, strawberry-flavored soda, iced coffee, pop songs, spontaneous dancing, cotton candy, always up for an adventure

Thursday - Tea over coffee, neutral colors, Nutella, books, succulents, minimalist, doodles in the margins, ukulele, studio apartment, probably owns a flower crown

Friday - Neon signs, late night drives, broken car radio, foggy walks, a dark ally way, ripped skinny jeans, emotional music, city lights, eyeliner, passionate, secretly loves poetry

Saturday - 10am, cute sleepy-face™️, soft curls, loves puppies, pastel colors, genuine conversation, Pinterest DIYs, cappuccino art, blogging, lives for aesthetics

Sunday - Early morning stretches, always eats breakfast, cuddles, fuzzy socks, empty coffee-cup, monochrome, deep questions, well-loved laptop, probably a writer, hums songs under their breath

samsrandomshit

I’M SO FUCKING SUNDAY

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