Poop

Am I doing this shitposting thing right or should it be more poopesque?

Yall I just recently started girth control but I missed my deriod this month should I take a bregnancy test??

Just made up a scenario in my head, I’m fucking pissed

Metaphors fit perfectly all the time . The world is a perfect place

Me me me I am tiny ant in a colony don’t squantch me pls

Told my therapist I been feeling extra squantchy lately, she said it’s prolly the Zoloft

Do ya’ll think Paul McCartney ever listens to juice wrld? I reckon he does. particularly lucid dreams and lean with me 😊

Woke up mad cause the world is built on synapses and the places I frequent are cerebral

It's crazy how everything just is. all of the time!

Sorry but this is not a celiac safe space

Never trust someone who says they’re smoking and chilling. You may smoke and then chill, or chill and then smoke. But claiming to do both at once betrays a base contempt for the divine order.