âWhoâs leg do I have to hump to get some fuckinâ service around here?â Eli realizes in a new place that he should probably filter his usual obnoxious self but heâs pinned against a wall with his hand clenching his phone above his head in hopes of getting at least one bar of signal. Enough to check his Instagram feed, the least.
â----Not mine, I have no idea about the cell service but it works wonders in the stairwell on the sixth floor. If you just stick your hand out by that window, you get full bars.â












